Today, I was house sitting by myself and I texted my mom saying how thankful I was that she was trusting me and not checking up on me. That night I threw a party at the house. My mom showed up to check on me because my text was "suspicious". FML
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Today, I received numerous text messages from my parents asking where I was and how worried they are. I was in my room, they didn't even notice me walk in. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML
Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I thought I had gotten away with throwing a party while my folks were gone the night before. They came home and I was as sweet as possible. I could tell they were not buying it, but I thought I was in the clear. Later, they told me I had drunk-dialled them and spilled the beans. FML
Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML
Today, I told my parents how grateful I am for having them in my life and that not many kids are as lucky as me. My mom texted me after I went out 10 minutes later: "Are you OK? You seemed depressed earlier." FML
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
Today, I texted my mom and had to explain to her that calling me repeatedly at 2 a.m. because you're bored and want to talk is not really a good idea. Seriously, nothing happened, she just wanted to chat because she had nothing else to do. Her response to my message? She started calling me again. FML
Today, I moved out of my parents' house and started living alone. All of a sudden, my parents started requiring me to text or call them every 5 minutes to tell them where I am and what I'm doing, from 6am to 12am every day. If I don't, they will go looking for me, and force me to move back in with them. FML
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Sun_Kissed18 25
Wow your fault
ily_hun996 0
You never, EVER say, "Thank you for not checking in on me."
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Comments (188)
GlowingHelix 0
by sending that txt you took away the trust and arose the suspicion. you basically invited her to come home YDI
chakrabs 0
Of course she did, who sends a text like that?
khatuba 0
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i was house?
caffrinn 0
idiot. try reading the post over before you go all grammar snob on him. 'I was house sitting' is what it says. jackass.
khatuba 0
dude, i wasn't grammar snobbing all over the guy, i just didn't realize it said "sitting." grammar snobbing would've been more like "it's i was home, idiot." or something like that. chill.
eehizle 0
caffrin is a biiiiiiiiitch
marz88 0
Did you miss out on the "Throwing a party while my parents aren't home" class? You are what I like to call an idiot haha. That's like killing someone then calling the police after the investigation and thanking them for not checking on you. Ah to be young and retarded.
lexiBRo 0
lol.. thats like getting pulled over by the cops for speeding and saying.."thanks officer for not checking my blood alcohol content" knowing that you were drinking... YDI
Thenardier_fml 0
YDI...Anyone would be suspicious of that text.
deaditegirl 0
YDI. That *was* suspicious. Lol, you suck.
lexiBRo 0
#15 lol..I just realized we were totally thinking the same thing..lol
whoakryspyy 0
The dumbest thing I've heard in a long time, YDI
eliz3 0
It was suspicious, idiot.
Dabookofnothing 0
haha eye pictures!!!