Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
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Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, during my daughter's 8th birthday at a skating rink, a family showed up that didn't RSVP. The mother brought all 3 of her kids and left them at the party alone. She didn't feed them lunch and they followed me around the whole time asking for money. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
Today, my daughter asked to go to a party and I said no, because I know some of the other people going and they're bad news. She then said she only asked permission as a courtesy, and is going anyway and just left. She lives with me but she did turn 18 last week, and I don’t know what to do. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
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Welshite 40
I admit I'm not the most polite person, but sometimes you just need to tell someone to shut up and leave.
kinky44 28
Guess who isn't being invited back.
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Comments (106)
cakefete2 31
You have the perfect opportunity to critique her right back. Sometimes people deserve a taste of their own medicine.
keirissleepy 10
"you breathe in THAT MUCH oxygen! darling all the stars breathe in 90% CO 8% oxygen and only 2%shutthefuckup" best advice to give her
schhichick 14
she "presents" a problem
communisttaco 16
Dear God, why?
cakefete2 31
Because it's actually a good pun that hasn't been overused. Next question!
AmexBlack 24
Because it's funny?
tiernang 21
Is that the next question? I can't really answer that...
errorcode330 5
I don't know why, but I totally read that in the voice of Stewie from Family Guy.
Rozay333 36
She sounds like a bitch. But it doesn't matter as long as your daughter had a good time.
Crenny 16
I probably wouldn't have let her stay for long. It is your kid's party, not her's.
Xeebar 28
When time for her kid's party, you do the same.
sunnysideup25 7
Bleh.... Sounds like someone already done spent there 1st of the month money.
soul_ginger 14
First of all, just because someone is on welfare, doesn't mean that they are rude or stupid. Many things can happen that put a person into a position where they need a little extra help. Likewise, people who aren't on welfare aren't guaranteed to be polite and intelligent. Your comment isn't funny, and also shows how ignorant you are. Secondly, it's "their", not "there". If you're going to act like a prick on the internet, please learn basic grammar. Have a nice day!
blondeambition1 4
Exactly! I am currently on assistance, due to the company I worked for closing and living in a small town. One of my friends just got married and not only did I have a gift for both of her showers, but a kick ass gift for her wedding (gotta love a good sale). Another friend, not on assistance, showed up without a gift and disappeared from the reception, after the supper, for a swim. She and her fiancee missed the first dance and cake cutting, because it was their "weekend away".
kellyem2 20
Wow, what a charmer. I feel sorry for her kid who's probably embarrassed by her mother's behavior on a regular basis.
Khali_May 10
She only stayed to see the reaction of her kid not having a gift
EpicGuy70 13
She sound to be a mom who is all talk but no help. Sorry, people who forget presents are not fun.
Enslaved 38
Did your daughter enjoy having her friend there at her party to play with? That's what really matters.