Dad Jokes, part 36646

By JackSoda - 26/03/2020 17:01

Today, my dad brought the double barrel shotgun to my room, gave me his hat and said, "It's all about survival now. At any cost, Coral." He keeps calling me Coral. FML
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Tom Adamski 2

Not Coral; Carl. It's a Walking Dead reference

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RichardPencil 30

Listen, Coral, in the apocalypse, we all get new names, Coral. By the way, in the new world order, Coral is the Karen of the old order. Sorry, Coral.

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Tom Adamski 2

Not Coral; Carl. It's a Walking Dead reference

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jbuckets_404 38

Ok, so what does that mean in Walking Dead, Carl?

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Elizabeth Burley 22

Its because of Ricks southern accent. It sounds like he is saying Coral instead of Carl. That's the joke. Hope that clears it Up. I'm kind of a super fan of the show lol So I loved this FML

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MyNameIsPorter 23

Carl is the name of Rick's son, the main character. Rick is played by a British guy and is supposed to be portrayed with a southern accent. When Rick's actor calls out for his son, it sounds like 'Coral' and became a meme.

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rgkkk 17

Coral. It's a TWD meme reference, not the series itself

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RichardPencil 30

Listen, Coral, in the apocalypse, we all get new names, Coral. By the way, in the new world order, Coral is the Karen of the old order. Sorry, Coral.

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Itsheragain 9

was he sober ?

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WistayShlaio82 13

You dad has been drunk since 2015 huh

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