Today, I was hosting my daughter's thirteenth birthday party. One parent decided to stay at my house, the only parent to do so. The entire night she critiqued every decision I made, from the films to the cake. When it was time to open presents, her kid was the only one without one. FML
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Today, I think the only reason my mom hosts my kid's birthday, and other parties at her huge house in the country, is so she can be a complete bitch to us on the day, and if we even sound annoyed, it's, "Well, this is my home, I don't have to open it to anyone." FML
Today, I got into THE party of the year. Too bad it was the party my daughter was throwing while her father and I were out of town. FML
Today, we celebrated our daughter's sixth birthday. Out of the 30 invited, 7 showed up. The last one to cancel this morning told us she was ill. My daughter was in tears as this meant the last remaining playmate couldn't come. My wife later saw her tagged on Facebook at another party. FML
Today, during my daughter's 8th birthday at a skating rink, a family showed up that didn't RSVP. The mother brought all 3 of her kids and left them at the party alone. She didn't feed them lunch and they followed me around the whole time asking for money. FML
Today, it's my birthday. A month ago, I'd told everyone I invited to my party that it was going to be adults only. One of my friends brought her kids with her anyway, then started screaming and trashing the place when I politely asked her to leave. The cops had to be called to finally get her out of my house. FML
Today, I found out my daughter was planning a wedding and invited everyone but me. FML
Today, my daughter is such a bitch that when her husband texted to say he’d be 30 minutes late after work, she rang him to yell at him. He got so upset, he decided not to come home at all and booked a hotel, which was awkward for everyone waiting to surprise him with a birthday party. FML
Today, my daughter asked to go to a party and I said no, because I know some of the other people going and they're bad news. She then said she only asked permission as a courtesy, and is going anyway and just left. She lives with me but she did turn 18 last week, and I don’t know what to do. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it was my daughter's 11th birthday party. One kid broke a vase, another lost a (baby) tooth, and two kids, including mine, tested positive for Covid. My kid parties harder than I ever have. FML
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Welshite 40
I admit I'm not the most polite person, but sometimes you just need to tell someone to shut up and leave.
kinky44 28
Guess who isn't being invited back.
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Comments (106)
Xkillz302 10
When is her kids bday do the same pay her with the same coin
Epikouros 32
Yes, because nagging and whining all night is so much fun...
stretchedthin 20
I'd a kick her ass out of my house daughter along if needed
misshex 10
Sounds terrible OP, but I feel sorry for that kid. That's so horribly embarrassing and stifling to have a mum criticising everything at your friends birthday party.
dayavera 9
dont let a bitch ruin the night...ignore her shit
Akwele 5
Imagine the nerve
shakile78 7
Do the same to their next party. Don't get mad, get even.
Epikouros 32
I feel sad for the bitch. She must be very frustrated for some reason.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
She's a control freak but that kid would not be coming back for the 14th.
IceWrath 22
I would have told her and her child to **** off. It's rather inappropriate to be critiquing a child's party. She must have a great life.
sanpellegino 5
There's always that one bitch who thinks her was is the best way.