Kids: Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he...

By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I was holding my 3 year old brother, and apparently he thinks it's hilarious to pull my tank top down and scream ''BOOBS!'' in public. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By imamomma - 20/12/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML

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By singlemam - 15/03/2016 01:51 - United States - Akron

Today, while at the park, my 3 year-old ran up to a lady, grabbed her chest and loudly asked, "Are these your breasts? Are they private on you too?" FML

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But he's only 5

By Anonymous - 18/12/2019 05:00

Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML

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By brittbrat4 - 13/08/2011 06:51 - United States

Today, I was teasing my 12 year old little cousin about him liking my best friend. I guess it made him mad because he yelled "Breast cancer!" at the top of his lungs before power-punching my right boob. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML

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By boobswerehere - 07/07/2016 07:15 - United States - Reno

Today, I went to visit my best friend at her house. I saw her five-year-old brother playing in the front yard, and as I walked up to the door he shouted, "Boobs are here! Boobs are here!" FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By deerling - 18/03/2019 06:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I accidentally farted really loud. My 4 year-old brother heard me and started crying and stopped talking to me for a whole hour. Now he tells everyone about "that time his sister farted." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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aron33 2

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

BOOBS

rodgersfan 6

Thursday 16 February 2012 22:55

Well at least he's having fun :)

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Mr25_fml 14

Friday 17 February 2012 4:16

That kid is going places...

brookie_0841 1

Friday 17 February 2012 4:34

He's going to be quite the player!

hecseferblade 1

Friday 17 February 2012 5:02

-to young brother- you have learned well young exposer, go forth now and expose the boobs of hot women left and right, and scream boobs so that all may bask in the ultimate glory that..is..BOOBS!

Jaxx66 21

Friday 17 February 2012 5:26

Ah. How I wish adults could get away with that. I'd keep female friends just for public boobs. Boobs make everyone happy.

asherm 15

Friday 17 February 2012 5:26

I'm sure he wouldnt think it's funny if you pulled his pants down and spanked his tush in public. Too bad that's child abuse these days

Orgasms 4

Friday 17 February 2012 5:28

Boobs... Everyone loves them. (:

SaMmIMonster96 6

Friday 17 February 2012 8:01

Even straight girls love boobs.. They are fun to have :D

holymackeral 12

Friday 17 February 2012 5:44

The 3 of us should hang out sometime

iFizzgig 11

Friday 17 February 2012 5:53

Simon birch much?

aaalllliiiii 6

Friday 17 February 2012 7:08

I wouldn't mind seeing you in public

FR05TY 9

Friday 17 February 2012 8:39

ME GUSTA

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Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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Today, after the most stressful two weeks of my life, I finally found a few minutes to sit down with a relaxing cup of tea. I went to take a sip, sneezed, smashed the mug into my nose, and dumped scalding hot tea all over my face and cleavage. FML

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Today, I was fired from my job for wearing a mask. The manager said I must have Covid, since I was the only one wearing a mask and following state mandated orders. I told him, "I'll see you in court!" FML

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Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML

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Today, I finished watching an entire movie after boarding the plane, before the plane even took off. FML

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Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of mail I had been putting off and I found a Jury summons. Thinking it must be coming up soon, I checked the date, my appearance is scheduled for 7:45am on November 16th. Today is November 17th. FML

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML

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