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By ouch - 25/12/2021 14:01

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend and somehow managed to pull a back muscle. I’ve been naked for 3 hours, scared to move because it hurts so bad. FML
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Josué López 2

actually something that has happened to me before, thanks to that I discovered an hernia on my back :)

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cuz803 44

Definitely need to stretch more. Stretch before sex and try doing more yoga frequently to loosen up your joints.

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RichardPencil 30

You gotta stretch before sex. It's awkward to get the stretching in on a date, but you gotta get it in, so to speak.

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cuz803 44

Definitely need to stretch more. Stretch before sex and try doing more yoga frequently to loosen up your joints.

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Josué López 2

actually something that has happened to me before, thanks to that I discovered an hernia on my back :)

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Hangryko 31

Have your boyfriend take you to the hospital. Ask your doctor about exercises for your back. Feel better soon.

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