Miscellaneous: Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of...

By Nic - 17/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, after sleeping in, I finally sorted through a stack of mail I had been putting off and I found a Jury summons. Thinking it must be coming up soon, I checked the date, my appearance is scheduled for 7:45am on November 16th. Today is November 17th. FML

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By Silentshdw13 - 14/03/2016 23:00 - United States - Arlington

Today, after moving back in with my parents, I found out they had held on to a chunk of mail still being sent during the time I had been changing my old address. Included was a summons to jury duty. FML

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Out of the frying pan…

By Anonymous - 29/03/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, I came home after spending two days in the hospital for suicidal ideation and found a summons for jury duty in the mail. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 23:32 - United States - Herndon

Today, I got a letter in the mail telling me to report for jury duty. The day that I have to show up is the day of my wedding. FML

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Fair and balanced

By Sorry Dad! - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, my family has begun preparations for my dad's birthday party. We figured out that the closest date that will work is the fifth of June. Also today, I got a letter in the mail. I have jury duty. Take a wild guess what day it's on. FML

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By novapine - 01/10/2013 08:34 - United States - Staffordsville

Today, I was told there was a bench warrant out for my arrest because a notice to appear for jury duty was sent to my old address and I never responded. I haven't lived at my old address for 2 years. FML

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By CWoah - 14/09/2009 15:17 - Canada

Today, it was my court date for a car accident I was involved in back in July. I had spent months preparing a case to prove my innocence. I was scheduled to appear at 10:00 this morning. I woke up at 10:15AM. FML

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The jury's out on this one

By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 11:03 - United States - Fairfax

Today, I start my second week of jury duty. I was only supposed to do one week of jury duty and then go on a week of a pre-paid vacation. Instead, I’m required to go back to court this week, I’m spending my evenings doing my regular job, and I lost nearly $1,000 that I pre-paid for lodging. FML

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By That_Indian_Guy - 15/11/2014 13:25 - United States - Oviedo

Today, I woke myself up by letting out a long fart. It wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't fallen asleep while on jury duty. FML

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Contempt of court

By Just my luck - 17/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, it's been several weeks since I unfortunately had to tell my grandpa that I wouldn't make it to his birthday party due to jury duty. It's now the day before, which also happens to be his birthday, and I just discovered that I was excused due to them having extras and replacing me. Too late now. FML

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Slip of the tongue

By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 10:00

Today, I had to help pick a jury for trial. I had to do a roll call to make sure that everyone was present. I stood up in front of a packed courtroom and said, “Okay, I’m going to do a roll call to make sure that everyone is here and pregnant.” FML

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ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:22

Maybe you should try being a functioning member of society who opens her mail when it arrives.

Gizmo3K 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:06

You should have checked the envelope. Important mail like that is usually marked so you don't ignore it.

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Gizmo3K 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:06

You should have checked the envelope. Important mail like that is usually marked so you don't ignore it.

ForestFire0 1

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:22

Maybe you should try being a functioning member of society who opens her mail when it arrives.

TheDoge 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:37

'functioning member of society' to an OP who is female... what?

ssnickel 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 14:27

HAHA

RySean 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:42

You can still show up... At least in San Diego you can go up to two weeks before, or two weeks after your actual summons date... I imagine the rest of CA must be similar.

NathanKett 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 12:55

just biff it and say you never got it. problem solved.

Reyo 2

Wednesday 18 November 2009 0:47

Just don't get caught in that trap like was done in that one movie. "Yeah, I never got it." "Ok then, well it says that the balance you owe is due by October 18th." "But it says here it isn't due till the 31st!" "Oh so you DID get the notification."

i_is_a_tr00l 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 13:03

GU3$$ WH0SZ DUMB3R DAN 3V3N A TR00L? ii'LL T3LL YoUUH. ||Points at you.|| Good luck in the real world, we'll all miss you.

maskater 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 13:06

Mhhh... I have a stack of mail I've been putting off as well. (Worse still: look what I'm doing instead.) This kind of situation happens, even to functioning members of society. Best to fix it responsibly, and keep a wry smile on your lips for good humor.

DocsWifey 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 13:11

Honestly it's not that bad. I've ignored two jury summons in the last 3 years and nothing. I've also had a few background checks for jobs since then and nothing comes up.

blindwhisper 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:43

i hate that we dont have jury duty in my country. *sniff* can i take you place?

drumhellermd 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 13:55

Oooooooooops!!

tdgrogan 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 14:18

Hmm.. I have a Jury Duty summons here too... dated.... DAMN Monday Nov. 16 as well (REALLY, not making it up for the story!) FML

Lqum26 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 21:42

Why are you so gay?

Soup_fml 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 14:45

Pretty sure they only bother to do anything about it if so many people fail to show up that they don't have enough to form a jury. And since the first day is just orientation, I kinda doubt they're going to send cops after you. Just go in tomorrow and it'll be fine.