By FFFFF- - 02/03/2011 17:12 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend's best friend told me she was in hospital after having made a suicide attempt. In shock, I had a panic attack and ended up in the hospital myself. Turns out it was all a lie to see whether or not I was committed to the relationship. FML
I agree, your life sucks 57 084
You deserved it 5 183

Same thing different taste

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have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes


have some one call her and tell her you're dead see how that goes

Dump her! It will never get better... she will develop more sinister methods of controlling you. Leave now, or remember where you heard what will happen.

avatar0810 15

that's what I would do and not show up anywhere around her or anyone that would say anything for a while.

KiddNYC1O 20

Damn, I imagine how you would get if it happened to your girlfriend.

Perfect payback! Then on the third day, she will see him resurrected with a new girlfriend.

gtfo out of there. a girl who tests your relationship like that is clingy and annoying

WallyTheWombat 0

I agree with 4. Been there, done that. Get out NOW. At this point, the only reason to stay is cause you want to out-do her at her own game. If you're at her house, make sure you leave the lid up, even if you didn't pee. Every time you walk past the bathroom, put the lid up. It will drive her crazy. Also, start bringing her on nice dates, but also bring your friends along. Make sure she chips in for the bill because women want to be treated as equals. Start stealing her socks one at a time. Make sure you aren't caught. you get the idea

sharon_mic 2

haha.. you are funny and i feel sorry for your gf i agree what she did was wrong but why not say it on her face and tell her you hate her, i hate these mind games

sharon_mic 2

sorry it was a reply to #170 :$

ladii_line_em_up 5

hey.......most gurls arent lyk that lik me.....

lil_miss_blair 0

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KingDingALing 9
antoinemartinez 0

hey she's gorgeous she doesn't need to use correct gramar that's for ugly people

#47, you obviously know not a thing if you really think that.

SirEBC 7

Hm, so 47, what's your excuse?

Well 67, she is a model for play boy. Imo that makes you slutty.

ohthebloodygore 16

47, you're an idiot. 65, because cursing is better than calling someone slutty...

I wouldn't be surprised if that picture isn't even of her. Anyway, can we get back to the FML? Not sure why you couldn't have PMed this chick about how she looks.

2hoesNaBagel 0
alexxss_fml 10

I think that OP's gf was in on it too. it's ok your a dumb hot blonde. understandable. ;)

how the hell is #2 hot? she looks like she constantly has shit stuck up her nose. prolly from all the rim-jobs she likes to hand out.

pablothepenguin 2

Agreed 112 and 109., and this is where the stereotype guys thinks with their dicks comes from. -___-

108: you are so ******* NOT. why do you look like that?

haha relax ladies.. clearly this chick (#2) is very comfortable with her slutty-er, I mean, uh.. appearance. and look at the lovely 12& 40 year old male's attention she's gained :) so.. don't even bother. clearly she isn't worth the 25 cents they advertise her for :)

120- That's not a picture of them. It's Oli Sykes. He's in a band called Bring Me The Horizon.

I'm 18 is that ok? haha if it is a real pic then I concur with the other guys and say she's ******* hot! even tho I also agree 12 year olds should not be commenting on how hot she is...get through puberty first

Guys, please show my mouse some mercy. I just bought this thing, and if this pathetic creeping continues, I worry I'll be past the one million click mark before sundown.

hahahahaha ^^^^^ people are dumb, all for a half naked girl in a picture pathetic lol

146 really nice tattoos idk what I'm gunna get :(. suggestions anyone?

149, Something thats sentimental. I want a back piece too but got no money yet haha:(. My next one is just gonna be a date on my left forearm:).

odds are it was the girlfriend that put her up to it.

persianjr1 7

2 you are a disgusting person. just by your description.

u said it! I'm a model, but I don't post that I get chosen to do **** for an old man!! it's fricken crazy

Go **** yourself, you homosexual **** sucker.

glutgyoogle 6

Indeed, you shoulnd't hang out with people like that.

SarahStarzz 0

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He may love her, but she obviously doesn't love him. If you love someone, you don't make up lies "just to see if they are committed" and scare them to death in the process. That's completely disrespectful. So, he SHOULD leave her.

SarahStarzz 0

he should leave her but he wouldn't cuz it's easy 2 say hard 2 to do. I dnt like when some girls do that 2 but yah u get the point :)

benefiits 0

#100- It wouldn't be that hard to do, at least not for me. If my boyfriend did something like that to me I would be so livid I wouldn't even think twice before dumping his immature, disrespectful ass.

tbj42409 0

um it was her friend who did it, not her. duh. can't you read?

all she wants is attention.. run away as fast as you can OP.

dudeitsdanny 9

Don't tell her, just "disappear." If someone tells her, she'll assume you did the same, or she'll want to be at the funeral. Just tell your friends what you're doing, and completely disconnect yourself from the world for a few days. If you DO want to get her back, that is. I wouldn't.. But you have to plan it out carefully.

dudeitsdanny 9

Sorry, it was meant as a reply to #1's thread.

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You've never been in love, have you jamsie? And your sister doesn't count.

brighteyes81 0

You realize panic attacks are generally brought on by a neurological disorder that he has no control over. So how he could possibly be told YDI or grow a pair or whatever is rediculous. Wow I wish people were educated.

fthku 13

If it was your girlfriend's idea, sit her down, and talk to her. Tell her to grow the **** up. Actually, even if it was her friend's idea and she agreed to it, tell her that.

ChibiKarr 3

What if she had no idea about it? =/

fthku 13

Then tell the girlfriend about it? Did I really have to say that? :|

meowmeowwkitty 0

For real! a test? a shitty one! like WHO DOES THAT?!

roaminginsomniac 0

Your girlfriend AND her friend are morons. Get rid of her now before she tries some other stupid stunt! Don't date retarded people.

You proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that you're committed. Committed to the loony bin.