Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
mlrowley 0
Dude that's awesome. That is a free shot to what ever you want to her.
FHGrif 0
Think positively, you could have tired her out.
kayvan 8
That's not really an FML. Did you climax and then do it again while she slept? :-)
mrgiraffe 0
you might be so good that you make girls sleep.
lolfaill 0
fail xD
mikkel_natas 0
You put that ass to sleep!
ZleveL 0
and my dick went so deep so deep so deep put her ass to sleep woke her up around one she didn't hesitate to call ZLEVEL the top gun :) *wink wink* I put zlevel instead of ice cube ;)
Apolloyn 0
that's when u sneak into the special no-no my friend
missolivia10 0
wow you must be pretty boring
purplemnm 9
orgasms do send sleep signals to the brain, the strength of the signals vary from person to person and she must have it really bad....but it's still ******* hilarious and I'll laugh at you anyway and call you shrimp dick.
tdeone 0
that could be a good thing..... you ever heard the song that says " I'm going to put you to bed to bed to bed......"