Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while I was going down on my girlfriend, she fell asleep. She said she was too tired to fake it. FML
Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while giving me head. FML
Today, I was having really great sex with my boyfriend. I was on top and he seemed like he was really enjoying it. Then, I realized he'd fallen asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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maskedman 9
just finish up and got sit in the corner somewhere. think about where you went wrong in bed and in life.
shananigans 0
...Did you finish anyway?
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Comments (188)
Shmeaty 0
firsties? Tard.
nibawan 0
Anal. You thought the alarm clock waking you up sucked.
nickbenz 0
u suck
spaceshan69 0
go learn how to have sex kid. that or quit dating heavily medicated chicks.
Sk3ith 0
hahaha XD
xiFlyx 0
win xDD
cherriblizz 0
Those weren't moans, those were grunts in disgust.
CallMeHush 1
Sweet! No need for pillow talk, just go get something to eat.
tereshay 0
there's whitesox? I thought there was only red!!
CallMeHush 1
only in the hearts of true belivers.
Iimanii09 0
wow
Kockdiesel 0
in the words of Snoop Dogg, you ****** her so hard you put that ass to sleep!
monkye_fml 0
that's ice cube dumbass.
MeGustaComer 0
Don't feel too bad, I do the same to my boyfriend when I'm awfully exhausted.
deadbunny17 0
She could have just been tired? I get like 3 hours of sleep each night. You should see me in bed. It's goodnight at halfway there, haha.
Whiterabbitm1 0
that happened to my buddy he just kept going until he finished it shouldn't effect you if she falls asleep lol!