And that's when you put him in the dog house....

You should offer to do it doggystyle ;D

And don't forget to mention that even the dog can't sleep on the couch.

Did you guys read this right? He's pretending the girlfriend is the dog, not the boyfriend.

Yeah, and they're turning the insult back around.

who let the dog out..,,

Lick him..leave as much slobber as possible

Who's a good girl?

Op's boyfriend is pretty awesome.

Lol. Why did this get many dislikes?

Poor op:c must be so ruff

Life's a bitch like that.

I guess you can teach old dogs new tricks

or it could've been a treat

Did you like his bone?

Atta girl

I guess you could say you two do it, *puts on sunglasses* .. Doggystyle..

At least he didn't ask you "Who's a good bitch? You want your bone? Want me to take you to the pound?"

ahh ye olde pound town. Quite a pleasant place.

So basically you're his B.....

You know, the joke doesn't work when you don't have the balls to write out the whole word.....

shaddap.

Who let the dog out? Woof Woof

Was the sex a real treat?