FML : Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't...

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Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

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By woof woof?? - / Saturday 15 June 2013 20:26 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Intimacy

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By BubbleGrunge | 18

#5536682 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:04

Did you like his bone?

By MEM0817 | 18

#5536676 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

And that's when you put him in the dog house....

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By MEM0817 | 18

#5536676 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

And that's when you put him in the dog house....

punjabtimelord | 18

#5536728 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:23

You should offer to do it doggystyle ;D

that_band_nerd | 22

#5536749 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:40

And don't forget to mention that even the dog can't sleep on the couch.

Ian7890 | 23

#5536758 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:54

Did you guys read this right? He's pretending the girlfriend is the dog, not the boyfriend.

tylermt1999 | 17

#5536771 - Sunday 16 June 2013 3:10

syki | 22

#5536807 - Sunday 16 June 2013 3:41

Yeah, and they're turning the insult back around.

websphere69 | 27

#5536912 - Sunday 16 June 2013 5:05

who let the dog out..,,

Angel_Cacey | 7

#5537758 - Sunday 16 June 2013 20:10

Lick him..leave as much slobber as possible

By Q10 | 5

#5536677 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:03

Who's a good girl?

TrueDragons | 2

#5536697 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:10

Op's boyfriend is pretty awesome.

shimmering | 9

#5537387 - Sunday 16 June 2013 14:02

Lol. Why did this get many dislikes?

By lolnothanks | 18

#5536681 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:04

Poor op:c must be so ruff

Damian95 | 16

#5536869 - Sunday 16 June 2013 4:32

Life's a bitch like that.

ositoakaluis | 16

#5536892 - Sunday 16 June 2013 4:46

I guess you can teach old dogs new tricks

theworldismad | 10

#5536907 - Sunday 16 June 2013 4:59

or it could've been a treat

By BubbleGrunge | 18

#5536682 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:04

Did you like his bone?

By rita0ral | 8

#5536684 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:05

Atta girl

By ironichalibut | 24

#5536687 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:05

I guess you could say you two do it, *puts on sunglasses* .. Doggystyle..

By Pleonasm | 31

#5536690 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:06

At least he didn't ask you "Who's a good bitch? You want your bone? Want me to take you to the pound?"

SokDek | 14

#5537101 - Sunday 16 June 2013 6:51

ahh ye olde pound town. Quite a pleasant place.

By jojimugo | 19

#5536692 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:08

So basically you're his B.....

syki | 22

#5536808 - Sunday 16 June 2013 3:43

You know, the joke doesn't work when you don't have the balls to write out the whole word.....

Iceman225 | 11

#5536848 - Sunday 16 June 2013 4:20

shaddap.

By golden_warrior | 23

#5536694 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:09

Who let the dog out? Woof Woof

By jnanderson | 16

#5536699 - Sunday 16 June 2013 2:11

Was the sex a real treat?

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