By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML
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calcboi 0

Sharks: 1 You: 0 Discovery Channel FTW!

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something41 0

I'd do the same thing he did. But still, that sucks.

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ChocolatexGames 0

Sex - anytime, Shark week - WEEK! Tell him tonight you will have triple the make up sex? XD!

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letitbe56 0

I could swear I've read this somewhere before. Also, it's really similar to this one: http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy/887533

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muffinsareyummy 1

shark week > sex

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WaterBug 0

I'm pretty sure shark week is one of the most important things ever. Am I right? or am I right?

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imajinethat 0

Shark Week is more important than breathing. YDI for trying to get some during the holy week.

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dang_fml 0

LMFAO! There are few FMLs that actually make me laugh out loud. This is one of them.

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Skull_300 0

What is he a sausage smuggler? Drop that no good piece of shit. I'll Bang you, (while recording the shark week episode of course).

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IambecomeRAWR 0

Wow, 18 comments without homophobia bursting out... FML is growing up :)

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jabbayoda 0

Live every week like it's shark week.

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Escapist28 0

Hell yes! Nothing's impossible (except dinosaurs)!

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