Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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calcboi 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:07

Sharks: 1 You: 0 Discovery Channel FTW!

something41 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:04

I'd do the same thing he did. But still, that sucks.

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zehr0 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:06

ITS ******* SHARK WEEK.

jeremyscurto 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:15

I wouldd do it 2 its the best week of t outta the year

deliapearl 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:19

why was he distracted to ask what day of the week it was? somebody must be lacking...

FordPrefect 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:26

Dude, shark week is badass. Plus you must really suck in the sack if your boyfriend stops to ask what day of the week it is.

dan81892 2

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:37

dude, shark week is serious business.

Colin91 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 2:38

Well... shark week IS pretty awesome...

nemo3590 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:14

> "having sex with my boyfriend." > "I was ****-blocked" What?

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:20

You must be a dead fish in the sack if he'd rather watch sharks on TV. BTW, Sharks Week is actually awesome TV.

Hazy_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:20

Quick Question: Doesen't "**** Blocked" only constitute men being blocked? Or is it usable for each?

FMLfangirl89 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:25

**** blocked only works for guys. if you're a chick I guess you'd be...pussy blocked. However you could be a gay man with a bf, in which case thats cool and **** blocked would be appropriate.