Yeeted it

By Anonymous - 21/09/2022 02:30 - Canada - Brampton

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Today, two weeks after my wife of 3 years caught me screwing her sister in our bed, and she disappeared to her mom’s and refused to take my calls, she came home to get her stuff. Apparently on the night I cheated, she was about to tell me she was 6 weeks pregnant with my baby. She left for the two weeks to get an abortion. FML
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Iifa 7

And? You have a problem with what exactly? You disrespected her, cheated on her, in her own bed with her sister. You're lucky she didn't kill you, or yell. She just took and left and will probably wipe you from her existence. Probably ruined some family relationships all for you to "screw" the sister. Surely you didn't think she will stay and forgive you, have your baby and let you feel like you're the man. No, she made the best choice for her and the baby. You deserved it

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Iifa 7

And? You have a problem with what exactly? You disrespected her, cheated on her, in her own bed with her sister. You're lucky she didn't kill you, or yell. She just took and left and will probably wipe you from her existence. Probably ruined some family relationships all for you to "screw" the sister. Surely you didn't think she will stay and forgive you, have your baby and let you feel like you're the man. No, she made the best choice for her and the baby. You deserved it

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clumzrino 8

I would strongly disagree that the baby got what was best for it.

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Anderling 32

You mean the tadpole-sized embryo that has a roughly 20% chance of self-ejecting all on its own and might *eventually* grow into a baby *if* a billion other factors all go well? (@clumzrino)

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1known 30

Even in such a situation you can forgive. Not saying it is easy. Not saying that OP wasn’t a jerk.

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mattiagardin 15

Nobody deserves that. So sorry man

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Rake 16

No, actually I'm pretty sure he does. This way she can continue her life without needing to see his lying face all the time

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BurnInDemonFire 34

Did you graduate Asshole cum laude at Trump University? It's a fairly big response from your wife to go straight for an abortion after you cheated, but the only way you could have betrayed her even more would have been to **** the rest of her family as well. Zero sympathy for you, because it's all going to the baby you'll never have.

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JasonThorn 20

There isn't enough apologetic "Sorry" in the whole damn COUNTRY to help you, OP...and you're in CANADA!

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RichardPencil 30

I'm sad for you. You seem like such a good guy.

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Anderling 32

Dude, you slept with HER SISTER. Were you seriously expecting her to be willing to birth your spawn after that, let alone help raise it? Good for her, and I hope she gets someone who deserves her.

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Ticonderogapencils 16

you're actually just a bad person if you think you deserve sympathy

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Well you've clearly figured out how to get a baby with a quarter of her genes rather than half, so you didn't lose very much.

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Sonotsuave 35

You’re a literal piece of shit, I hope your wife divorces you, moves on and has a happy life. What in the world causes people to cheat in the first place, let alone with their partner’s ******* sibling, IN their own bed is absolutely way too many strikes out for me. You just crossed all the ******* boundaries dude and deserve no respect, let alone sympathy.

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