Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he...

By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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calcboi 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:07

Sharks: 1 You: 0 Discovery Channel FTW!

something41 0

Friday 7 August 2009 20:04

I'd do the same thing he did. But still, that sucks.

Comments

giganticbrain 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:29

You deserved it for using incorrect terminology. Ass hat.

silly_kate 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:31

shark week is the ruler of all TV and you know it!!!!!

xfrankenstienx 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:32

YDI,For forgetting to remind him about shark week.Stupid bitch.

AnimeAddict 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:41

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals So lets do it like they do it on the discovery channel YDI for not knowing it was shark week

triplethreat13 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:43

what's with all the ****-blocking distractions on this website? the first one was funny so everyone else was feeding off of it and creating similar stories. wow people, have some imagination!

ericalew_xo 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:16

Shark Week is way more important than you. I've watched a lot of it.

CL41RE 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:35

Today, I went on fmylife.com to read about funny stories of how people ruined their lives. Instead, I got a bunch of sex fail stories. FML

Failcaptain 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:39

I do beleive the term is "twat swatted"

luvluv_fml 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:04

after havin sex everyday, maybe 4 times a day, you got tired and anything else becomes more interesting

wickedgrl13 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 5:05

I get **** blocked all the time by my b/f's stupid obsession with Final Fantasy Online. Seriously. I don't get why that's better than sex. I even tried playing the game. It's terrible. The graphics suck