OP's a girl...

Exactly.

4 what's your point?

16- Frankly, I don't remember. Apologies

I feel bad for you OP my mates also think I'm high when my eyes are red but what they didn't know is that when I yawn it looks like I'm crying and a little bit of tears come out

Coco Puffs are a gateway drug now.

Yup, ever since I started banging seven gram rocks...and finishing them, 'cause that's how I roll.

Milk comes in a bottle now adays!? Damn, im still used to jugs and cartons.

I was accused of being drunk today for talking to my parents before going to my room when I got home from school last year lol

I was gonna clean up my room, but then I got high...

12 your comment doesn't make a damn bit of sense

I was recently awake, it actually happened a year ago. Fml

I don't understand! Do you mean you recently woke up? Then it would clarify why your comments don't make a danmed bit of sense.

And 'Milk Bottle'

And "was"

And 'with'

Someone else is currently interacting without an object.

Define "not high"...

and "define"

What's funny is this exact thing happened to me a couple months ago. Yes, a milk bottle, and no, I wasn't.

25- that's so funny, tell me more.

5- I didn't think of it like that, brings in a somewhat new perspective. BTW, nice smile.

Hah, my parents would actually constantly accuse me of doing drugs when I literally hadn't touched the stuff in my life. Now that I actually DO get high, they've never questioned me about it. Heck I've smoked in their bathroom during Christmas break and they were completely oblivious. Although I have told my mother that I smoke and she doesn't really care. My step father was always the spazzy one about it...

All I hear these days are, "are you high?" or "are you higher than a kite!?!?!?!"

....the fuck

What does 'gutts' have to do with this FML?

Way to jump to an idiotic conclusion after op clearly implied he wasn't high while doing it. Smh

You can't do anything silly these days without people assuming you're on something. The world is too serious.