Today, I was having cybersex via webcam with my boyfriend. Trying to be as sexy as I could, I started sucking on my finger. Judging by the look on my boyfriend's face, he was getting really into it. As I started getting into it too, I shoved my finger too far down and puked all over my laptop. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had just gotten over the flu and thought I was better. So me and my boyfriend decided to have sex. As I was about to orgasm, I puked all over his face. He was so disgusted that he ended up throwing up on me as well. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have our first "Cybering" experience. I downloaded Skype per his instructions, and hooked up my cam. Just as everything started getting hot and heavy, I farted. He stopped and frowned. I had no idea it was a video AND voice program. FML
Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML
Today, I was on webcam with my boyfriend and absent-mindedly began sucking on a marker. He jokingly told me it was sexy, so I continued while making obscene gestures and moans. Suddenly he began to look nervous. I turned around to see my dad looking at me, disgusted and confused. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML
Today, a bit buzzed, I finally gave in to my boyfriend's request and gave him a rimjob. I was licking away when I suddenly realized what I was doing, leapt off the bed, and ran to the toilet to puke. FML
Today, I watched in horror from the other room as my boyfriend picked the biggest, slimiest booger I've ever seen, then lowered it into his mouth, and licked his finger clean. I very nearly threw up. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
YDI for not knowing your limits
lyndis_fml 0
You must give terrible blow jobs if you can't even stick a whole finger in your mouth without vomiting.
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Comments (236)
fallingforever_fml 0
you . fail . YDI !!!! Good luck tryin to give good head ^_~ . Dont even DARE think about deep throating . and #206 XXDD i know . shane dawson is funny .
amazingkate 0
this would be epic fail FML if he got off on that too.
123sploosh 0
what the **** does that mean you douchebag?
AndrewIsAFungi 0
is this the FML that sShane Dawson was talking about
Melania890 9
I think so.
TotallyAwesome 0
That sucks, you should see if he'll get you a new one. I'm thinking a ToughBook.
railfan_fml 0
I wanna see that on ur bfs screen in slowmo
brianjman14 23
who da **** has cybersex????
minenotyours 0
YDI for having cybersex...
qwertyqwita 2
well it sounds like more than one thing was turned off hahahaha
shocka_fml 4
I'm not even kidding I just shit my pants laughing