Shit may happen, but an adult should know how to clean it up.

Consider yourself lucky. These shitty puns usually get downvoted.

It's a decent shitty pun for a change.

A change. Too bad op's girlfriend doesn't believe in that :/

For once, a shitty shit pun that isn't shit.

Did it occur to you that it could be PERIOD stains because he's a guy and may not have thought of it??? If she wasn't expecting sex she probably just wore them because let's be real, LOADS of underwear gets ****** by an unexpected period.

In my experience, loads of panties get ****** up by expected periods also. And then there's the last day or two when you think it's over because there's nothing for hours, and as soon as you think you're home free, you get slammed with another gush that ruins yet another pair of panties.

#83 and #119 seemed to want to bring the jokes to an ass grinding hault. Bummer.

amen!

Why wear stained panties while with your boyfriend though.. Also thats why pantyliners were invented x:

Like panty liners actually prevent all stains? Lol maybe in "everything goes right" land. Plus when you think your home free from your period and it slams you for another round, not much you can do about it but accept the stain.

There is a difference in smell between shit and blood stains. I like that you are being optimistic!

....in my older-than-five-years-old life, I have never had shit stains because I don't have access to baby wipes. Barring diarrhea, there's no reason a fully-functioning adult can't wipe his or her own ass.

Agree with #21, I've never left a stain like that in my life. Wipping properly with toilet paper is possible and expected.

No matter how many times you wipe, I will admit that you sometimes there will still be some crap. But there is no excuse to literally have stains, and OP said they were the mother lord if shitstains, obviously commenting on how they were noticeable.

It was never mentioned that she didn't have Diarrhoea though, or that she's a fully functioning adult...

My question: is it really shit? My period tends to come as a surprise and the blood stains overtime tend to look brown.

VERY, VERY TRUE on the period stains!

I second the period stains. What a way to ruin perfectly good panties too. Periods can be sneaky like that.

He said the snell made him gag and almost puke, i dont thibknperiod blood smells like that

OP never mentioned anything about a smell

You can say that again. If they're old enough to have sex, she's old enough to know, "period stains" or not, how to wipe.

Period stains have nothing to do with wiping... You can wipe all you want, and still get period stains, because it is unpredictable, and you can't just wipe the whole time you have your period....

#115 Educate yourself on periods.

Holy shit! Your comment stinks :)

You tried to hard.

That comment was Ass. ;)

No. Haven't you grown up yet? :>

I refuse to grow up. I just get older. :)

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional XD

Depends what it's stained with ;)

Dead bodies smell worse....I assure you. Sad side of the medical profession.

Sympathy? No one should have sympathy for someone who purposely leaves shit stains in their underwear and doesn't wash their ass.

I mean he is a guy, they could be accidental period stains that wouldn't come out. And she probably wasn't expecting sex if she was wearing them. just saying.

You sound like a **** #80 , why the **** would she voluntarily leave a shit stain for her boyfriend to see? Accidents happen and I bet she was mortified so there's no need to be extra vicious about it.

I totally agree. It is possible that it could be menstrual stains too, sometimes wiping is difficult if you're overweight, it's also difficult if your toilet paper sucks as well - humans aren't perfect, things happen :)

Aren't Tampons supposed to stop said situation though.

#97 do you honestly think that women walk around with tampons in all the time just in case? Periods can be spontaneous, not everyone is on a 'set' schedule.

#97. Uhh not every woman uses tampons. I use pads and have never used tampons. There are other forms like the cup. Plus most or almost all periods come randomly so even if you're expecting it you'll never know what time. It's impossible to know exactly when, so if you don't have anything you're bound to stain your undies. I remember back in 5th grade I got my first period but it went away after 3 days. Almost a week later it came back when I was wearing light blue shorts in gym class. Luckily it was the end of the day and I had a jacket I could tie around myself. But it was a bloody nightmare. My shorts were stained all over and my teacher pulled me aside to tell me.

Uh...... 'double up' on tampon? yikes! Sooooooooooooo glad I'm a guy!

Double up as in tampon and pad... Not two tampons...

It's not natural at all. :|

To be honest he probably knew it was shit from the smell, and we all know what shit snells like. It'll certainly smell different to dried blood

Idk period stains can smell pretty horrific

Not like shit though!

The FML doesn't state there was a smell. There could have been and they ran out of room to type it, but OP could also just have a high gag reflex and the idea that his mouth was that close to a perceived shit stain could have triggered it, with or without smell.

Which is why you have set pairs for when you have your period and your good ones. Sometimes it's unavoidable though, because it can happen at any time.

exactly! And saying she wasn't expecting sex doesn't make it okay because it doesn't matter. She should have said she wasn't in the mood or something. that's ******* gross.

If it was a blood stain... Jesus it's just blood. And if it's a stain from a while ago and has been through the wash it's really not a big deal. Turning down sex just because your wearing underwear that has a really old stain on it? Maybe back in my (late of course) teenage years but as adults I'm sure the sex would win over something that insignificant.