Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML
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darkaxx 9
I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.
jesterinperil 28
Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!
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Comments (62)
disasterlydeed 26
Not gonna lie if I walked in and saw this, I'd be dying too. Don't sweat it though op, one day you'll think back to this moment and have a good laugh about it!
AfricanGrammar 10
Clean up on aisle 4
StephanieMarie7 5
was it hump day?
jbones24 22
Thats probably gonna be closer to joke of the week lmao
ADBurns 22
Sorry OP but that won't just be their joke of the day... Excuse the pun but this one will stick..
SweetJane5522 22
Haha this is hilarious! I hope they still remember this on Wednesday.
jayd77 9
Good thing you still don't sleep with a stuffed animal! Or maybe you do...
missyfiona89 28
Joke of the day? it'll at least be the joke of the year!
Birdmad 12
Same happened to me, man. I was dreaming that I was eating this girl out and it felt so real that I was moving my head while I moving my tongue too. Woke up shorty after and I still think to this day it was the best dream ever haha
buckdharma 38
Was the apartments selling point the hardwood floors? Shag carpet?
Fuckthefuck 4
you deserve more up votes