Health: Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto...

By 221bcompanion - 18/01/2016 05:18 - United States - Massillon

Today, I put more effort into getting and keeping my Sims onto a good sleep schedule in order to properly take care of their needs than I did for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 730

You deserved it 7 692

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By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

I agree, your life sucks 670

You deserved it 234

By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 255

You deserved it 49 347

Living in another world

By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 14:08 - Canada - Fort Frances

Today, I played The Sims just so I'd know what it was like to live alone, own a home, and have a well-paying job that didn't slowly kill me from the inside out. It was the happiest I've been in months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 006

You deserved it 141

By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 02:08 - United States

Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 111

You deserved it 42 209

Naps are important

By bigdikbubls - 01/12/2020 05:58 - Barbados - Bridgetown

Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 358

You deserved it 730

Chainsaw

By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

I agree, your life sucks 927

You deserved it 130

Corporate task management

By Anonymous - 31/05/2023 13:30 - India - Puducherry

Today, I got a complaint that I'm not performing as usual at my work. That's when I realised it was because I now prioritise my sleep and life over staying awake late at night to learn from the offshore team. I used to work during the ungodly hours of 2am to 7am daily and was then a zombie for the whole day. FML

I agree, your life sucks 779

You deserved it 131

Zombie

By Night Owl No More - 13/08/2022 04:00

Today, I had to explain to my gaming friends that I can't be a night owl anymore because of a major health scare where I was suddenly unable to sleep at all. I now have to take sleeping pills every night and abide by a strict sleeping schedule. My friends are bummed out, and I feel bad for them. Fuck insomnia. FML

I agree, your life sucks 836

You deserved it 206

By Ladycakes - 04/06/2012 10:13 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while in bed, I tried to explain how overworked and unappreciated I feel doing all the housework to my fiancé. It was only when I'd finished my long rant that I realized he had been asleep almost the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 837

You deserved it 6 924

By sirswank - 10/08/2017 13:00

Today, after giving my kids a lengthy bedtime lecture about the merits of being responsible, I thought about all the chores I had left to do, promptly ate ice cream in the shower, and went to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 020

You deserved it 1 797

jen1097 25

Monday 18 January 2016 15:50

I swear time jumps when you're on sims. No way I played that for 5 hours straight today...

jarrahj 19

Monday 18 January 2016 15:38

Sims come first.

Comments

larlar9800 17

Monday 18 January 2016 15:36

same

stingray112 24

Monday 18 January 2016 16:53

I admire your selflessness OP

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 19 January 2016 2:55

Sims get so much undeserved hate from the nonSimmers :/

jarrahj 19

Monday 18 January 2016 15:38

Sims come first.

sytomi101 1

Monday 18 January 2016 15:39

This is basically me

Patriots21 14

Monday 18 January 2016 15:40

Get some sleep, wake up rested and get out in the real world.

thawny_fml 21

Monday 18 January 2016 15:45

Real world has some pretty amazing graphics but the gameplay is complete shit.

FSGInsainity 15

Monday 18 January 2016 17:21

#7 I agree, the real world needs a new dev. team. The current it like playing COD classic in xbox 1

laden_swallow09 34

Monday 18 January 2016 23:21

And that dumb glitch where you can't respawn, no matter how many cheats you try to put in.

JonCena 10

Tuesday 19 January 2016 3:12

This is the most beautiful comment of FML.

A07 48

Monday 18 January 2016 15:44

You should get alarms at intervals to remind you to sleep and wake up, for the sims ofcourse

jen1097 25

Monday 18 January 2016 15:50

I swear time jumps when you're on sims. No way I played that for 5 hours straight today...

Delta_0DST 12

Monday 18 January 2016 15:55

Is it ironic that the FML app saw fit to put a sims add at the bottom of my screen while I was reading this?

WreckeRalph36 18

Monday 18 January 2016 15:59

Try to get some actual sleep and go to the mall or something and walk around OP. Find something you like that's outside. I use to be heavy on video games but changed it.

scottishoatmeal 22

Monday 18 January 2016 16:09

Time to step away from the game

allforfun 23

Monday 18 January 2016 16:47

Of course kids are going to down vote this... And mine... Lol.

ladycoco8 20

Monday 18 January 2016 16:17

Welcome to the Simmers lifestyle! We can stay up days at a time, not shower for 3 days, yet our Sims will be getting promotions at work and have top notch health. Who cares if WE get sick. Just means more time to play Sims (: