By Grammer_Nazzi - 18/05/2016 01:11 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was performing in a play. One of my co-actors elbowed me right as I was taking a swig of my drink, causing me to fling cold tea into my face and all over the table. If that wasn't majestic enough, I had to keep acting in several more scenes with a wet tea stain in my crotch area. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 190
You deserved it 827

Grammer_Nazzi tells us more.

Hey, everyone, OP here! Thank you for everyone's kind words, and the play did indeed go to plan apart from that little hiccup. Extra little story: We had another show on the next day, and during the exact same scene, the exact same co-actor clinked her glass against mine so hard that it broke. I think she might have taken the drunkenness a bit too seriously. Fun times.

Top comments

Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:

The show must go on, well done you :)

Comments

Your director is proud you kept acting, I'm sure!! At least it wasn't scalding coffee, or that your dick was hanging out... (:

The show must go on, well done you :)

xoxoblondee 31

At least it wasn't hot tea! Imagine that for a scene...

Ah, but the audience won't know that it's tea and will make assumptions.

ulissey_fml 22

Ah, nothing can beat the Method inspired by the great Constant Tea Stains laugh' ski for aspiring actors ...

way to go op, a real actor cares not for his appearance but if the acting isn't good :) so being in a situation of self-consciousness maybe improved your acting and maybe no one noticed or even forgot about it due to your performance ;))

burgermike92 17

I bet you were giving that costar of yours the stare down of a lifetime when the play was over.

I've had to keep acting after being hit HARD in the crotch by a thrown prop. Yeah, it sucks, but you deal with it.