By Anonymous - 17/01/2016 18:41 - United States - Valparaiso

Spicy
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 709
You deserved it 3 992

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I love those dreams until I wake up and then they are the worst.

Not like you had any control over it. You'll look back and laugh one day, head up OP!

Comments

New apartment for sale, living room decorated with two tone shagged carpet floor.

Joke of the day? Try joke of the year. Cause that is hilarious!

PePziNL 20

Looks like you have thrust issues OP.

I'm sorry but that's going to be a joke for more than a day

cnbcad 15

Why?? You only have really good dreams during dry periods? This happens to most guys so don't sweat it.

your life sucks, both because of your roommates, AND the comments section.

this just made me laugh. like legit so hard...my husband now thinks I'm nuts for randomly busting up laughing..

I actually laughed out loud, pretty hard. thanks op, I needed that.