Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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oldenuff2party 3
thats messed up
AlexBuda 0
Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P
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beastin34 0
Damn i thought my parents were strict
Terezi 0
Well, she could have just done what my mother did and have me babysitting for her every moment of the day that I wasn't at school so she could go out and party. That'll keep you from having a social life completely, which is what your mother seems to want.
xxselenajxx 0
I'm guessing that this book was made by the grand children of the people who started WWI
rattusrattus 19
Nah, the descendants of the people who started the War Of Jenkins' Ear. Basically, a war started because a British captain got his ear cut off by some Spanish sailors, then approx. ten years later he goes around causing a ruckus and showing off his pickled ear. So we go to war with the Spanish. This seems to be a similar level of insanity.
Zebidee 9
What, the grandchildren of Gavrilo Princip? I didn't think he even had kids.
Dracia 0
Parents like that are terrible and do not deserve children. Just because she gave birth to you, doesn't mean she can control every aspect of your life. Especially creating rumours! Jesus. *facepalm*
jhjbnnj 0
nice finishing touch (Y)
nerdsgetmehot 23
Yikes. What magazine was she reading? How To Alienate Your Child And Make Them Loathe You?
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
How would they like it if a rumour started that one of them is cheating? Plant strange sexy panties/1earring in Dad's car, have women call and giggle and *67 hangup late or ask for him when he is not there, lipstick on the collar, calls to phonesex places on the bill, lotion left by the phone/pc, history of porno on his PC, enter him to adult friend finder and such w/his real email, pink lipstick on his windshield saying jerk, empty condom pkgs in his laundry, send him flowers at home, passenger
xundria 5
Sounds like someone has done this before. Lol
ScrabbleBabe2010 0
Hey they cut the part out where I said it was just for laughs not an actual suggestion to Gaslight them! grrr They cut off some funny stuff too! Sorry OP your parents are strict to the point of driving you to wildness which is what happens too often.
sadistmonkey 19
Well, on the bright side, it looks like being grounded doesn't make a hell of a lot of difference for you (based on the last part). That really sucks though.
nero9112 4
I'm so glad I never had a family.
HerroTom 0
Ha I feel bad 4 u!