Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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oldenuff2party 3
thats messed up
AlexBuda 0
Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P
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Comments (230)
Freakin_Biggles 0
I kinda wanna read this magazine. Yeah your life sucks..
skyeyez9 25
Get even and ruin your mom's reputation as well.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Just move out... if you're old enough.
fthku 13
You really should have typed "article on dating WHICH my mom found". I sort of half read it at first and was quite disturbed.
k9obsessed 5
Oh my god, #109, stfu! I am so sick of damn grammar arguements. I'm a total grammar stickler irl, and even I don't give a shit if people use poor grammar online! SHUT UP ABOUT GRAMMAR ALREADY, PEOPLE.
fthku 13
... This wasn't about grammar, numb nutz, this was about the fact that I read just the "Dating my mom" part at first.
5t3ff1k4h 47
112 - It's arguments*.
rockarolln89 0
Honestly, only in Utah...
Dez31396 0
your mom is a retard
gamecube_Link 0
umm......I agree that your life sucks....but am I the only one wondering where the hell your mother even found a magazine that states that nonsense? O_O
benjimm1 0
y is everyone assuming the ops mom is Mormon? she could be Jewish. hahaha
fthku 13
You obviously know nothing of Jews. Our moms push us to get married and give them grandkids at 13! Jokes aside, Jewish moms DO push a lot more in the direction of "find yourself a girl". Haven't seen one that said anything remotely close to this sort of stuff. That's reserved for you crazy Christians.
RoxyRaccoon 4
...The Mennonite Enquirer? :)
cathleen10 1
Sucks now, but when she's old and lonely you'll have the last laugh.