Today, I was grounded for not agreeing with an article on dating my mom found in a very strict magazine. The article told parents to monitor phone calls, make rumors about their children cheating on people, and not allow their children anywhere but home. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, my mom lost an argument and tried to ground me. I’m 43 years-old and own my own house, so yes, she actually tried to tell me to stay grounded in my own house. FML
Today, I'm grounded for literally the whole summer because my parents found out that I was still seeing my grandma behind their backs, even though they banned her from ever seeing us again after she spanked my sister. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, after my mom picked me up from the mall, she asked me what was in my bag from Gap. I wouldn't tell her, and she ended up grounding me. It was her Mother's Day present. FML
Today, I told my mom about the couple of times that I'd skipped classes during high school. She got really mad and grounded me for a month. That would usually be normal except for the fact that I'm 27 and live in my own apartment. FML
Today, I am currently grounded for three weeks, have no car, cell phone, or television privileges, and am not allowed to spend more than 10 minutes on the computer a day. The reason why: I was seven minutes past my 9'oclock curfew. I'm 18. FML
Today, my dad grounded me. Again. First it was my phone, now my watch. How the hell am I supposed to communicate now? FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
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oldenuff2party 3
thats messed up
AlexBuda 0
Congrats, your mom is a Nazi! :P
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Comments (230)
DivineGarden 0
******* Mormon douchebags
catalin 0
Nobody is f*****g any douchebags
jhjbnnj 0
Because if you're a Mormon you're automatically a bad person, right? You're your own person, religion doesn't always have to define you. I know lot's of Mormons who would disagree with that article but that's beside the point, how do you know whether or not the Mom is Mormon or not anyway? Arrogant tools.
RedPillSucks 33
OP doesn't mention religion, so we have no idea if that's even an issue. I don't understand this countries obsession with demonizing certain religions. Even those that claim Christianity, such as Mormons, Catholics (in the south, people dislike them), and Unitarians.
nephilim241 19
wow.. the draconian method isn't dead, lol
Trace01m 11
If your mom starts to offer you Kool Aid, I would probably not drink it.
agigantorllama 0
Grab your phone, run away, and try not to cheat on anyone
donicus 0
mom, FTW
Lichinamo 33
I sure hope you mean '**** The World' instead of 'For The Win', 58. Mostly for........ health reasons. Yeah, health reasons. That's believeable.
ninjabytes 0
Sounds like my girlfriends bitch parents... oh, and my gf has 2 creepy step siblings..
daughterofabitch 4
wow that ******* sucks and imagine if you agreed
Wheredidgrungego 12
Aggressive parenting much?
saleha97 4
I can see how much she loves you.. jk.
lolol_BKYCHO 3
Sounds like it's time to move out!