Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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iljajlm 4
You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI
leili 0
Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.
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registered 0
YDI 100% plus homecoming is not right now its way later in the season....
scribblystories 0
Different time for different high schools. This is an average FML. People get rejected allthe time, big whoop. If I know anything about it, the person getting rejected makes it worse than it actually is.
uber_dweeb123 2
sorry dude, you should have led her thru the Scavenger Hunt yourself, instead of getting your friend to do it. That way, she knows it was your idea, and that you are the one who put the effort into doing something like that, which actually does sound pretty cool. But hey, on the bright side, your friend owes you 1 now ;) Besides, you "love" her? That just sounds stalkerish, especially if she hardly knows you lol
uber_dweeb123 2
how does one guage hotness? i mean on a level based system? I'm a level 48 hot guy, while that dweeb over there is only at level 17... loser... =P
theodivine 0
Aw. That's terrible! You're so sweet and creative, and at least now you know she's not worth your time and energy. You deserve someone who will appreciate your kindness and not laugh in your face. I don't think you deserved it at all. All of these people saying you deserved it are just haters, it's nice to know someone out there still has a hint of romantic nature and creativity in them. Keep it up, you'll find the right person!
freddyyy 0
YDI. Don't involve another man, and don't do scavenger hunts.
lettertjes 0
Aww that sucks after all your efforts. But I think it is rather strange for you not to lead her through the scavenger hunt yourself.
bigcrazymike 6
Why was your friend the one to lead her thru the scavenger hunt? How did you think it was gonna happen? LOL You're lucky they didn't have sex on top of your note. FYL, but YDI.
liveandletlive89 0
I feel for you, OP. (most) girls suck, but there's always another. :)
dudeface 1
This site should just create an auto-filter that replaces "love" with "want to sleep with but have never actually spoken to." Don't worry, it gets easier after high school.
shootingstar8D 0
Aww your cute You can win over alot of girls like that.