Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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iljajlm 4
You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI
leili 0
Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.
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Brey1013 0
would have been an awesome, cute idea... if you had done it yourself.
daiviko 0
Okay, I'm sorry but you are an idiot. You may "love" this girl however the two of you were never dating. Never ever ever EVER make some elaborate scavenger hunt for someone you are not even dating. It is a recipe for failure.
morgan_5230 0
I know everyone has said this before me, and they're right, but I'll add to it: YOU DON'T LOVE HER! it drives me CRAZY to see people overuse the word love. you have a CRUSH, dumbass.
Dontbeapussy 0
I hate how you kids always say that you love someone when you don't really know what love is yet, so don't use it on someone you have a crush on
Anteezy 7
haha indeed, omg that girl gives me a boner and she laughs at my jokes I think I LOVE her. stupid teens xd
DynamicDave 11
Why didn't you lead her through it yourself?
CuddleBunny1014 0
WOW!! im sorry that was a harsh let down. Better luck next time doll!
la_la_la_love_it 0
Today, this this cute guy I really like led me through an elaborate scavenger hunt. At the end, i found a note that said, "Homecoming?" Elated, I said yes and threw my arms around him. then i find out that it was his friend who was asking me to Homecoming, had set up the scavenger hunt, and asked the guy I like to lead me through it. FML.
whatthefuckcunt 0
REVERSE FML'S ARE NOT ******* FUNNY. GO **** YOURSELF YOU DUMB ****.
mired914 0
Damn, I'm sorry man.
caomei 0
aaaawwww, poor baby
ericck 0
ahhh, sorry to hear