Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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iljajlm 4
You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI
leili 0
Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.
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zetsubouharry 0
That really sucks. Hey.. she's just a girl.
DameGreyWulf 1
That sounds really cute. It's too bad it didn't work out, since you went at it so elaborately. She's never gonna get another guy to do that for her, I bet lol Also, for those who think he's a pussy for having his friend lead through, personally I thought that was so he could surprise her at the end with himself. You know, kind of like how the person throwing a surprise birthday party actually has someone else lead the birthday boy/girl to the party? And, maybe this is just me, but I think it's kind of dumb of her to assume it was the friend asking, since someone they hadn't come in contact with on the hunt was the one holding the note. Would seem kind of random and ... eh, wrong? incorrect? out of place? ... for the friend to just grab someone up to give her the note instead of doing it himself at that point. She is kind of bitchy for laughing... unless it was nervous laughter from the mistake. After all, would be pretty awkward. And of course nothing says he doesn't already know her. After all, she knew at least the friend (or I would hope if she said "yes" to him) and by association she knows the OP. Unfortunately, apparently not as well as OP hoped.
oooooo_fml 0
yeah, if you didnt have the bollocks to do it yourself, you should have got a girl to do it, then she wont have gotten mixed up ;) unless you're totally barking up the wrong tree....
redblueviolet 0
I agree with #103. Judging from this situation, I don't think OP truly loves the girl, and is just infatuated or possibly trying to get pity, but I disagree with everyone saying you're a creep if you love someone without going out with them. It's most definitely possible if you get to know the person very well. I'd say a lot of people fall in love before they date the person; typically, though (but not always), they know they LIKE the person but don't realize they're in LOVE until after they start dating. Or so I've noticed ^_^ You know, I bet if the girl had said yes, everyone would say how adorable that was and how OP is a great guy and totally NOT a creeper and must really truly love her and how they'll make a perfect couple. Unrequited love just doesn't get the credit it got in the 1600s... OP - As I said, I don't know if this is real love, but I know how heartbreak feels, and it can suck. FYL, and it will get better, believe me.
Sherlock_Holmes_fml 0
you were just gonna use here for practice right?
juwalo09 0
that suck dude.
meaganliz 0
That's so redneck....
fml3164 0
YDI for being creepy and saying you love the girl. cuz if u actually did "love" her the chances are you two would already be in a relationship.
BioMajor12 0
Your in high school, you dont know the meaning of love. And it sounds like your not important to her at all, even as friends, so why would you "love" her.
Elenachka 0
you don't know the meaning of "you're"
chronicwanker 4
seriously why the **** did you get your friend to take her retard