Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the...

By Anonymous - 20/11/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Dinho - 15/05/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, I was in a public bathroom, when a little boy walked in and he had an 'accident'. He asked if I could help him clean it up, so I decided to help. I started to walk to him to assist him. That's when I walked straight into the pee and slipped. My whole back was covered in pee. FML

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Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 05:26

Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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By wantontsu - 11/09/2010 18:59

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

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By feelinnauseous - 24/06/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML

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Meggehx 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:25

thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 20 November 2009 19:14

At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular

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Darksect0r13 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:13

You liked it.

neonokku 0

Friday 20 November 2009 21:30

EW! I mean that is disgusting and you should have noticed but no one deserves that o_O Complain and get a gift

haweb 0

Friday 20 November 2009 22:27

How do you know it was some little kid? Maybe it was your mom.

crazytoaster 2

Sunday 22 November 2009 11:54

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kitty_karloso 0

Monday 23 November 2009 6:57

@ 68 Really? People who don't look before they sit down make you sick? I thought it would be terrorists or murderers, but people who don't look before sitting? If that's all it takes you must be in a perpetual state of nausea.

2gether4ever 0

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:38

so you guys going out now...? ;)

fckinbowdown 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:51

always check the seat before you sit especially in public

andrew6p 19

Sunday 19 August 2012 16:17

Wow. 68. People who dont look down before they sit make you sick?

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:13

Ewwwwaa

f_alltheirlives 3

Friday 20 November 2009 19:14

At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular

crazyarsedfly 14

Friday 20 November 2009 19:26

I love your comment! Haha... To OP: Ewwww. I absolutely hate it when parents don't clean up after these things happen. =(

jadedwaitress 0

Monday 5 July 2010 11:42

Agreed. when I worked in retail a woman left her baby's diaper in the fitting room.

ITuMT 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:17

I don't like kids for reasons like this

Meggehx 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:25

thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.

lyssalicious 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:05

LMFAOO! and new underwear, too. :p

Tigg3r 3

Friday 20 November 2009 19:34

Hahaha holy shittles I cannot stop laughing. Thanks OP you made my day. I agree with #5. Go buy youself some new pants!

Lythiaren 8

Friday 20 November 2009 19:36

And you didn't see or smell it before you sat down...?

BeeSkwaird 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:47

Always look before you sit! Du-uh.... YDI.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:37

How could you not notice that before sitting???

jgupta86 0

Friday 20 November 2009 19:41

No freakin kidding. How could you have not noticed?

perdix 29

Friday 20 November 2009 20:02

I'll tell you why she didn't notice -- it wasn't there before she sat down!!! She's blaming "some little kid" for own diarrhea and lack of control of her anal sphincter! I'd hate to be her dog.