FML : Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair...

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 November 2009 15:35 / United States

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By Meggehx | 0

#681123 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:25

thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#681098 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:14

At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular

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By Darksect0r13 | 0

#681093 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:13

You liked it.

neonokku | 0

#681297 - Friday 20 November 2009 21:30

EW! I mean that is disgusting and you should have noticed but no one deserves that o_O

Complain and get a gift

haweb | 0

#681354 - Friday 20 November 2009 22:27

How do you know it was some little kid?
Maybe it was your mom.

crazytoaster | 2

#683092 - Sunday 22 November 2009 11:54

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

kitty_karloso | 0

#684472 - Monday 23 November 2009 6:57

@ 68
Really? People who don't look before they sit down make you sick? I thought it would be terrorists or murderers, but people who don't look before sitting? If that's all it takes you must be in a perpetual state of nausea.

2gether4ever | 0

#967065 - Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:38

so you guys going out now...?
;)

fckinbowdown | 0

#1085315 - Tuesday 13 July 2010 18:51

always check the seat before you sit especially in public

andrew6p | 19

#4834261 - Sunday 19 August 2012 16:17

Wow. 68. People who dont look down before they sit make you sick?

By alexandraa_fml | 0

#681094 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:13

Ewwwwaa

By f_alltheirlives | 3

#681098 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:14

At least you have friends : ) Miss poopular

crazyarsedfly | 14

#681125 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:26

I love your comment! Haha...

To OP: Ewwww. I absolutely hate it when parents don't clean up after these things happen. =(

jadedwaitress | 0

#1064549 - Monday 5 July 2010 11:42

Agreed. when I worked in retail a woman left her baby's diaper in the fitting room.

By ITuMT | 0

#681103 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:17

I don't like kids for reasons like this

By Meggehx | 0

#681123 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:25

thank god you were in a place where you could buy yourself new pants.

lyssalicious | 0

#682052 - Saturday 21 November 2009 13:05

LMFAOO! and new underwear, too. :p

By Tigg3r | 3

#681135 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:34

Hahaha holy shittles I cannot stop laughing. Thanks OP you made my day. I agree with #5. Go buy youself some new pants!

By Lythiaren | 8

#681139 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:36

And you didn't see or smell it before you sat down...?

BeeSkwaird | 0

#681159 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:47

Always look before you sit! Du-uh.... YDI.

By Twinklestar | 0

#681142 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:37

How could you not notice that before sitting???

jgupta86 | 0

#681147 - Friday 20 November 2009 19:41

No freakin kidding. How could you have not noticed?

perdix | 29

#681188 - Friday 20 November 2009 20:02

I'll tell you why she didn't notice -- it wasn't there before she sat down!!!

She's blaming "some little kid" for own diarrhea and lack of control of her anal sphincter!

I'd hate to be her dog.