By Anonymous - United States
Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
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  kitty_karloso  |  0

@ 68
Really? People who don't look before they sit down make you sick? I thought it would be terrorists or murderers, but people who don't look before sitting? If that's all it takes you must be in a perpetual state of nausea.

  perdix  |  29

I'll tell you why she didn't notice -- it wasn't there before she sat down!!!

She's blaming "some little kid" for own diarrhea and lack of control of her anal sphincter!

I'd hate to be her dog.