Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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iljajlm 4
You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI
leili 0
Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.
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RIKANA 0
sometimes girls can be veary crule. don't sweat the small stuff, you'll fined some one who likes you for how you are:) chear up! RIKANA
Hawk3487 0
I say YDI for one, not asking her out face to face... and more obviously, not signing the damn card with YOUR NAME. She never knew it would be you - only clue is the guy leading her through it. Of course she thought it was him. tsk tsk tsk. Oh well, you're in h.s., you'll learn and have better luck next time.
Nightfallz 0
you don't know what love is yet kid.
gothymama 0
I agree. OP sounds like he's about 14 or so, using the word "love" like that. You like the girl, you don't love her.
muboshgu 0
a scavenger hunt? you put way too much effort into asking a girl out
blasticks 0
YDI for not doing it yourself and being a bitch
krazykid187 0
that is ******* hilarious. that couldn't have worked out worse in your favor even if you wanted it to.
lara522 0
um a scavenger hunt?? what a waste of a time for you and her.
kindiicandy 0
Sounds cute to me. But you should have let her through it, not your friend.
hellomynamekeyes 0
You, buddypal, don't know the meaning of the word "love". Cut the middleman out and ask her yourself.
nabzilla 0
Ouch. But you shouldve led her instead. Agreed with the comment above.