Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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iljajlm 4
You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI
leili 0
Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.
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lolbethanyxx 0
Aww. Probably shoulda been more confident that she'd say yes, though. Cause I mean... DUDE.... she laughed.
SookMauNoots 0
ydi for not leading her thru it yourself
Ret_fml 0
Why would you set up like something like that, but ask another guy to lead her through it? That's totally misleading.
kingston52 0
get a life just ask her YDI
Starchild21 3
Lol he wanted to be romantic. But it looks like him asking her out is out of the question now. And yeah you guys are retarded for "loving" someone without knowing them ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
Nixx_has_2_xs 0
Don't be such a narcisscist
aback 5
Next time you'll know not to do all the work just to have your friend take all the credit.
rihannalover 0
it is a good idea. and seriously, you guys dont know if they're friends or not, you have no right to say he cant love her. romeo didnt know juliet, but they loved each other more than anything. anythings possible. keep n open mind.
Ret_fml 0
Romeo and Juliet were also fictional, not to mention hormonal, overdramatic teenagers.
palmtrees 1
#70 you beat me to it.
redblueviolet 0
Right, #70. I had to read Romeo and Juliet last year in school and I'd always thought Romeo was this strong, superhero dude and his and Juliet's relationship was real love because I didn't know much about it. Then I read it and realized that A. Romeo was a paranoid, impulsive wimp, and B. They decided they loved each other almost immediately, decided to get married mere HOURS after they met, and killed themselves over each other less than a week later. XD
catkat25 0
Sorry fun fact to add on to your point. Juliet's the one who suggest getting married, I believe mostly to avoid getting married to Paris.
DickVanDyke 0
Plus Romeo was a pussy who let his friends fight his fights and get killed just like this guy asks his friends to lead his crushes through his own scavenger hunts.
DameGreyWulf 1
Holy shit I love you guys. Anyone who uses Romeo and Juliet, a FICTIONAL PLAY, as some sort of legit source for what love is needs to be shot in the head. Not even that great of a story; I much preferred Julius Caesar. However I did think the hunt was a good idea (see 103) and I do say "you can't really define love" (104) But that's not the point I'm here to make in THIS post. Citing a play, fictional characters in them, and such, is just an idiotic move, period, especially when it can be so easily, EASILY ripped apart and used against you.
TEAZO 0
that blows kinda reminds me of a movie tho. i think it was slackers.
zee209 0
Jeez. All you people calling the girl a bitch, lighten up. Yeah, it was a little mean that she laughed in his face. But if she doesn't like him, she doesn't like him! She can't force herself to like him. And of course she thought it was his friend asking, since he LED her through the whole thing! OP, YDI. You 'love' her? I seriously doubt that. You're probably in high school, since it's homecoming. Sorry to break it to you, but you don't love her, and high school romance very rarely ever lasts anyway.
Monado 0
That's very negative of you, I know a lot of people who married their highschol sweethearts.
zee209 0
I'm not being negative, I'm just speaking the truth.
icu_fml 0
Why have your friend lead her through it? And why use a scavenger hunt to ask her?