Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
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Today, after three years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML
Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML
Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML
Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML
Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML
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iljajlm 4
You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI
leili 0
Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.
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Comments (169)
Xerosnake90 0
Another one of those messages starting off with 'the girl I love' and you aren't even dating this girl. The only thing that shows is that you're a ******* psycho stalker freak and need to get a ******* life!!!!
zee209 0
Romeo and Juliet was a play...It wasn't real. Don't base real life off of plays. This is supposed to be a reply to 63...
Green12324 0
Why would you have a friend lead her through it?
Jennydew 0
I'd be flattered if someone did that for me. OP, you're better off without an unappreciative bitch like that.
liveitupx 0
Why are people saying that the girl is a bitch? So she didn't want to go to homecoming with OP, big deal. And she may have been laughing for several different reasons...like the terrible planning to make it seem like the friend was asking her out. YDI just because you should've been the one leading her, so she would have at least known it was you asking her out.
BACUS666 0
YDI fort thinking you're in love with a girl you haven't even gone out with. Dumbass.
shostakovich 0
Hah! Lesson learned here: never do this again.
ziqi92 0
that idea isnt unheard of...i think the main problem here was that u had ur friend led her through it. nxt time, do the whole thing urself and have ur friends help u behind the scences rather than vice versa
Jonathan33 0
you should have taken her through the BK lair and talked to the guy in the yellow pancho. and then followed the treasure map to ur pathetic little note. a scavenger hunt? really?? get a life queer. YDI much?
icertainlysuck 0
harsh, but scavenger hunts are totally gay