Love: Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set...

By thisrllysucks - 05/09/2009 14:16 - United States

Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML

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By ItRainedOutside - 06/01/2013 08:49 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

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By AdriBAMF - 17/10/2009 17:11 - United States

Today, I got asked to Homecoming by the person I really like. I said yes and I was really excited. But my best friend who has liked me since the 6th grade wasn't. He went and broke my date's jaw. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By asshole - 02/10/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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By Kaeyne - 24/03/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML

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By geekyteendisaster - 25/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Littleton

Today, my crush finally asked me to homecoming. I told my best friend, thinking she would be happy for me. Now we are in a big argument and she won't talk to me because I have a date and she doesn't. FML

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Noped outta there

By SmileEveryday - 17/03/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML

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By hh. - 05/12/2014 21:13 - United States - Clear Lake

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML

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By SupaSu - 02/04/2009 05:35 - Canada

Today, I passed the girl I like a note asking her out, signed Mark H. She picked it up, read it, turned around and asked me, "Do you know who Mark H. is?" FML

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iljajlm 4

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:16

You should have just asked her instead of doing a scavenger hunt. And you should have led her on the hunt yourself at least. YDI

leili 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 20:16

Ugh that's harsh. I'm sorry that happened.

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klx125cross 9

Saturday 11 August 2012 5:50

Can't you just ask her? And do do the whole shot hunt thing?

Miooow 16

Thursday 16 August 2012 17:19

Should ask your girl friend to do it or maybe you should be brave to do it!

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 14 November 2012 1:58

ouch

FkThisLife 6

Wednesday 21 November 2012 17:13

Hey cheer up BRO atleast you'll still be at HOME COMING!!!!

partytime4321 5

Wednesday 5 December 2012 2:28

Why did u let ur friend lead it though? Isn't it kinda ambiguous?

branmuffin92 10

Saturday 9 February 2013 5:53

I don't know Why but I imagined this girl as kaley cuoco...

danilols689 11

Tuesday 2 April 2013 3:08

aw no that's really sad, I would have taken her through it instead of my friend to not confuse her though lol

imhope 23

Saturday 4 January 2014 23:02

Next time have a friend that's uglier than you do it

randome101 12

Tuesday 25 November 2014 17:42

Only thing that could make it worse is if your friend went with her anyway.

archerchic 6

Saturday 28 February 2015 0:50

You "love" a girl you're not even dating?

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