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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML

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Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2013 15:20 - United States - Seattle

Today, I was meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time. The minute I stepped in the door his mother hit me in the face and kicked me out because I was "the slut her husband cheated on her with." My older sister and I look much alike. Too much alike. FML

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By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

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By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

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By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2012 09:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was watching a movie alone with my girlfriend. She shifted positions as I put my arm around her, and ended up kneeing me in the crotch and shouldering me in the throat simultaneously. FML

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ccathleen_ 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:15

You have a bitchy girlfriend.

flyintonite 0

Tuesday 22 December 2009 16:27

This happened to me... but with best friends instead. Advice to all men if you are going to date a woman KNOW her inner circle inside and out. All her friends names who their friends with etc, a little excessive but trust me it saves a lot of headaches.

Comments

Ashley91129 6

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:54

A similar thing happened to my friend. She dated two brothers, not realizing they were related. In the end, the brothers basically tried to take each other's eye out while my friend watched. -,-

alialley 10

Wednesday 1 August 2012 12:49

Okay, according to the comments, before I start dating a girl, I should know her last name? WHY?

Dilwann 27

Monday 4 February 2013 1:24

It's not hard to know one's last name. You know, facebook or something.

cmb8280 24

Saturday 26 January 2013 19:31

You didn't notice the last name? Either you're a shitty boyfriend or an idiot. Either way, YDI.

Isuckatthis 18

Thursday 14 March 2013 7:10

Just because they have the same last name doesn't mean that they are related. I have two cases of that just in my class.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 20 February 2014 18:37

No regrets? I assume they have a common last name since it didn't register...she'll probably come back around....

telli164 30

Saturday 28 June 2014 15:40

How did you not know they were related though? Did you not know their surnames and put 2 and 2 together?

kiaroxilles 8

Monday 21 July 2014 23:07

Some people are so ignorant; and I'm not talking about OP, I'm talking about the commenters. For one, perhaps they have a common last name. Secondly, they may not even HAVE the same last name...maybe they have different fathers. Did either of those things occur to you people?!?! On an unrelated note, this FML did make me chuckle. Hope it worked out OP.