FML : Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into...

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Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jammy238 / Monday 1 February 2010 05:27 / France

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By QWERTYCommander | 5

#815339 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:17

What happened to the dogs?

By ohSNAPyall | 26

#815874 - Monday 1 February 2010 16:50

I was gonna ask, and I wasn't kidding. Hope your dogs are ok.

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By daredeval756 | 0

#815336 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:16

ydi for not checking the weather.

me199 | 0

#815639 - Monday 1 February 2010 15:11

What are stinging nettles?

Gibby_fml | 0

#815868 - Monday 1 February 2010 16:46

a bush that has thorns on its branches.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#815870 - Monday 1 February 2010 16:48

No no, it's not prickly; the stinging is because its leaves make your hands tingly / painful the longer you touch them. It's a defense mechanism to keep animals from eating them. It hurts.

Austino713 | 0

#818039 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 7:05

FYL * 50896484549260260160150-60-60150 tht just suks

JohnnyHobo | 0

#1198020 - Friday 6 August 2010 11:56

Sooo what happened to the dogs?

missmady | 0

#3176171 - Thursday 25 August 2011 6:44

one time my friend pushed my into a branch of stinging nettles while i was wearing shorts. it was awful.

jesscarrr | 10

#5410117 - Monday 18 March 2013 11:50

Fuuuck I hate stinging nettle! It's all over my horses paddock. I was weeding it all out with gloves on and it still got through and stung the crap out of my hands! :(

By QWERTYCommander | 5

#815339 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:17

What happened to the dogs?

Ochi_fml | 0

#815353 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:20

the dogs were prolly laughing their fueey asses off

hehe_oops | 2

#815377 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:27

the dogs eaother fell in swam then climbed out, or stood there looking at the OP
does it really matter?

but seriously OP ouch
I've had to do that befor when I got stuck down a ledge

QWERTYCommander | 5

#815382 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:30

I was just kidding. FYL, OP.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#815874 - Monday 1 February 2010 16:50

I was gonna ask, and I wasn't kidding. Hope your dogs are ok.

ghadir | 2

#816088 - Monday 1 February 2010 18:32

yeah lol i was gonna ask too..did the dogs die?

Blazinthatshit | 9

#5577933 - Saturday 13 July 2013 5:48

If the dogs died he wouldn't be making a FML about stinging nettle. He'd be making one about his fucking dogs dieing.

By QuizzyVicky | 0

#815358 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:21

Ouch that sucks so bad

By jpjruler | 0

#815359 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:21

dude are the jellyfish ok!?!?

helloimkellay | 0

#815372 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:24

wtf?

jpjruler | 0

#815376 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:27

nettles are jellyfish..... idk if u know that or not ... but they are.... and I was fucking around lol that definatley sucks....

mikeyboi19 | 5

#815395 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:34

umm no im pretty sure they're not jellyfish

taycandy96 | 2

#815469 - Monday 1 February 2010 13:11

they better not be jellyfish

mzhonesty | 0

#815608 - Monday 1 February 2010 14:54

Stinging nettles are plants.

Hati4Skoll | 0

#815801 - Monday 1 February 2010 16:20

closely related to the jellyfish. just check wikipedia. it's legit.

harmony88 | 0

#815934 - Monday 1 February 2010 17:15

True. Stinging nettles are closely related to the jellyfish... both are/have nematocytes.

wut_fml | 0

#816001 - Monday 1 February 2010 17:56

LOL @ people thinking this shit is closely related to jellyfish. Stinging nettle is a plant. It's in a completely different kingdom from jellyfish.

alexandraa_fml | 0

#816245 - Monday 1 February 2010 19:49

I lol'd at the thought of grabbing onto jellyfish to get back out of the river.
Jammy238: You ninny jellyfish, help me out of the wata'
Jellyfish: Righto chap, grab on.

DerangedFox | 0

#816337 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:16

I lol'd at this comment ^^^

effing hilarious

twilightfreak779 | 0

#816464 - Monday 1 February 2010 20:55

lmaooooo

samudma09 | 0

#818032 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 6:58

stinging nettle is also another name for a jellyfish

By QTp13 | 10

#815387 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:32

Ouch. That is quite a dilemma >.<

Get well soon OP

areveillon_fml | 3

#815943 - Monday 1 February 2010 17:19

yes it is!

By barbie_portugal | 0

#815408 - Monday 1 February 2010 12:38

have you done something bad lately? I think that might be your karma.

i_am_Q | 0

#4187474 - Monday 19 March 2012 19:57

Shut up karmas gay

By iheartjustinsane | 0

#815498 - Monday 1 February 2010 13:24

I hope the dogs didn't run loose or anything...

By arielion | 0

#815511 - Monday 1 February 2010 13:33

a stinging nettle is a plant. how would you use a jelly fish to pull yourself up out of a river??

silentfog | 0

#815573 - Monday 1 February 2010 14:28

lol

By null_fml | 11

#815543 - Monday 1 February 2010 14:05

So... let me get this straight... you ran for cover because of rain and wind? And it sounds like you lost control of the leashes at some point, too.

YDI entirely... for being an irresponsible owner, and for panicking at precipitation.