Someone else

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 20:00

Spicy
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 990
You deserved it 347

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Maybe it's not a hickey but a bruise? Being hopeful here, Haha.

Soooo, did you keep lapping up the leftovers?

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Maybe it's not a hickey but a bruise? Being hopeful here, Haha.

If you were crazy in the first place, she wouldn't have to look for it elsewhere!

i hate that "justification." if she needs someone crazier, she could just leave him instead of cheat.

Logan Mueth 3

No reason to blame OP for the girlfriends infidelity.

It’s not a justification, it’s a joke. Kind of his thing.

Officer? We got him.

Soooo, did you keep lapping up the leftovers?

Repeats. Repeats everywhere. *insert buzz light year meme*

Thats fucked up. I would end it. Period.

Either shes a selfish bitch and doesn't care to fuck other guys behind your back or shes getting back at you for getting other girls behind her back. So which one is it?....

Don't jump to conclusions people, a hickey is similar to a bruise cause they're both subdermal hematomas.