By - 30/1/2020 20:00

Someone else

Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML

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By rotflqtms_ | 17

#7878457 - Thursday 30 January 2020 19:24

Maybe it's not a hickey but a bruise? Being hopeful here, Haha.

By staaacey | 28

#7878531 - Thursday 30 January 2020 22:42

i hate that "justification." if she needs someone crazier, she could just leave him instead of cheat.

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By rotflqtms_ | 17

#7878457 - Thursday 30 January 2020 19:24

Maybe it's not a hickey but a bruise? Being hopeful here, Haha.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7878478 - Thursday 30 January 2020 20:06

If you were crazy in the first place, she wouldn't have to look for it elsewhere!

staaacey | 28

#7878531 - Thursday 30 January 2020 22:42

i hate that "justification." if she needs someone crazier, she could just leave him instead of cheat.

Logan Mueth | 3

#7878878 - Saturday 1 February 2020 11:52

No reason to blame OP for the girlfriends infidelity.

julfunky | 28

#7878904 - Saturday 1 February 2020 15:45

It’s not a justification, it’s a joke. Kind of his thing.

By UniversalWolf | 11

#7878481 - Thursday 30 January 2020 20:20

Officer? We got him.

By JackWood | 9

#7878537 - Thursday 30 January 2020 23:08

Soooo, did you keep lapping up the leftovers?

By julfunky | 28

#7878905 - Saturday 1 February 2020 15:45

Repeats. Repeats everywhere. *insert buzz light year meme*

By J15237 | 16

#7879004 - Sunday 2 February 2020 0:52

Thats fucked up. I would end it. Period.

By jfigley | 3

#7879463 - Monday 3 February 2020 23:07

Either shes a selfish bitch and doesn't care to fuck other guys behind your back or shes getting back at you for getting other girls behind her back. So which one is it?....