Someone else

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 20:00

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Today, I was going down on my girlfriend when I noticed a hickey near her hip. I said, "wow, last night was crazy, I don't even remember doing that!". Without even interrupting the action, she simply said, "You didn't". FML
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rotflqtms_ 21

Maybe it's not a hickey but a bruise? Being hopeful here, Haha.

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JackWood 18
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Soooo, did you keep lapping up the leftovers?

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rotflqtms_ 21

Maybe it's not a hickey but a bruise? Being hopeful here, Haha.

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RichardPencil 30
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If you were crazy in the first place, she wouldn't have to look for it elsewhere!

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staaacey 30

i hate that "justification." if she needs someone crazier, she could just leave him instead of cheat.

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Logan Mueth 3

No reason to blame OP for the girlfriends infidelity.

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julfunky 29

It’s not a justification, it’s a joke. Kind of his thing.

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UniversalWolf 13
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Officer? We got him.

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JackWood 18
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Soooo, did you keep lapping up the leftovers?

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julfunky 29

Repeats. Repeats everywhere. *insert buzz light year meme*

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J15237 25

Thats fucked up. I would end it. Period.

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jfigley 5

Either shes a selfish bitch and doesn't care to fuck other guys behind your back or shes getting back at you for getting other girls behind her back. So which one is it?....

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Silverion Sairee 14
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Don't jump to conclusions people, a hickey is similar to a bruise cause they're both subdermal hematomas.

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