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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

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ifeelya 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:10

so did someone take a picture of it?

SolanumX 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:10

Planking is the stupidest thing ever. 'Nuff said.

liquidSELECT 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:11

Omg your ******* awesome

limeyemilyy 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:53

His f*cking awesome what?

TokinUp 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:11

School is meant for nothing more than enjoyment. If you wanna plank, then plank. I prefer to spend my time in the 10th dimension where morons don't exist

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:39

Your name and profile pretty much suggest you live in the 10th dimension...

lexiee016 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:35

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saIty 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:12

Really I wish someone had drop kicked you off. Planking is so stupid.

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:12

Why would you even do that.

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:12

What a coincidence I planked my English teachers desk last week

Bently24 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:14

Don't try to be cool anymore.

invisiblefedora 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:10

Says thee guy with a profile picture of him shirtless. I still think planking is retarted though.

jeffcapell 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 9:50

Says the guy who can't ******* spell. Retard.

gorjusthine 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:17

What do u get on planking?????? Lol detention!! Be happy At least its only detention not suspention retard!!

Havenwic 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:18

Your teacher is my new best friend.

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