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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 04:01 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my friend's phone rang in class and my teacher thought it was me, so now I have detention for a week. FML

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You deserved it 91

By eemp - 05/02/2010 05:01 - France

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML

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By nevasurprised - 10/01/2012 14:50 - Germany

Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML

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By fannylover - 18/02/2010 20:12 - United States

Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML

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You deserved it 3 022

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2021 16:01

Today, I had various items thrown at me all day at school, one one of which was a ruler that landed flat on my back where I had blistered and peeling sunburn. I yelped, "Motherf***er!" because of the pain, and I was the one given detention. FML

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You deserved it 151

By Bree - 22/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML

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You deserved it 3 170

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 23:24 - United States - Pleasantville

Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML

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You deserved it 4 700

By Anonymous - 27/09/2015 12:21 - Australia

Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML

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You deserved it 1 847

By Anon - 04/12/2015 07:14 - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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You deserved it 1 693

Unfair

By Anonymous - 20/02/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML

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You deserved it 140

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Top comments

cmars3 7

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

Then don't do stupid things.

that1kid82 2

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:05

YDI for planking..

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ifeelya 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:10

so did someone take a picture of it?

SolanumX 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:10

Planking is the stupidest thing ever. 'Nuff said.

liquidSELECT 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:11

Omg your ******* awesome

limeyemilyy 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 7:53

His f*cking awesome what?

TokinUp 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:11

School is meant for nothing more than enjoyment. If you wanna plank, then plank. I prefer to spend my time in the 10th dimension where morons don't exist

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:39

Your name and profile pretty much suggest you live in the 10th dimension...

lexiee016 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 3:35

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saIty 17

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:12

Really I wish someone had drop kicked you off. Planking is so stupid.

hiyourcute 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:12

Why would you even do that.

bretty_boieeeeyy 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:12

What a coincidence I planked my English teachers desk last week

Bently24 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:14

Don't try to be cool anymore.

invisiblefedora 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 0:10

Says thee guy with a profile picture of him shirtless. I still think planking is retarted though.

jeffcapell 3

Saturday 22 October 2011 9:50

Says the guy who can't ******* spell. Retard.

gorjusthine 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:17

What do u get on planking?????? Lol detention!! Be happy At least its only detention not suspention retard!!

Havenwic 8

Tuesday 18 October 2011 2:18

Your teacher is my new best friend.

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