By justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom
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Wow. What a dream. Punch your boyfriend on the arm, OP. Hard. I'd say face or even the nuts, but other guys on here might complain, so I'm sure this is fair. :)
I have this friend who has ismonia who goes around at night and clogs the other dorm member sinks and toilets with dead frogs and worms and then he spraypaints everything they own gold with purple stripes. He says he does this because Willy Wonka inspired him. (but really, he's just insecure about the size of his cousin's penis)
How is that fair?! The guy literally did nothing! Why punish someone for something that an illusion conjured up in your own sub-conscious mind did?! That comment he made might have been a bit too soon but still he was just trying to lighten the mood and make her laugh. While I agree that his joke was a bit stupid of him to make he probably meant well. So the fact that you think hitting him really hard is fair is just immature.
if it was a 9mm, he doesn't love you too much. if it was a semi, he's kind of into you. if it was a 45 butterfly revolver, you better marry that mother fucker.