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By justlittleoldme - / Friday 12 March 2010 13:17 / United Kingdom
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  DGross  |  8

darn you #14.... At least he woke up and attempted to comfort you while groggy...maybe he was having a dream where he was hunting and missed the duck... agreed #45 ... that was the version I thought of too :-)

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  katmandont  |  0

#44 -- yeah.....That would be my story.... (eyes shifting, wondering if my girl can see the future... as I stroke her back and try to stretch forward for the gun.... Do I feel luck? Well, DO I????)

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  UberFail79  |  0

Don't worry , OP. Your boyfriend doesn't seem like the kind of fellow who would shoot anybody in the heart. He would aim between the eyes... P.S I'm curious. What kind of gun WAS it?

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  DJD3STRO  |  0

156 it's also a jet that can hover and you'd most likely find it in c.o.d modern warfare 2 I don't even play the game and I know that but u gotta start chilling with guys to know what that stuff is (y) FTW

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  Emrysa  |  1

Uh ok, what would your response be if he punched her hard in the arm for bugging him with her goofy dream? I'd say face or even lady bits, but it might offend someone. Her husband is hilarious and was probably trying to cheer her up. Psycho.

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  FruityLoooons  |  8

Why don't we all do each other a favor and NOT dwell on what I had to say? If he was joking, he was joking. My mistake, then. But stop crying bitch tears, because I don't care, dude.

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  imdeborah  |  0

hahahaha Fruitylooooons I agree with you. since you said "punch in the nuts" you were still bound to get blahblahblahs from guys. :P boohooo. although, there's alot of guys out there that do deserve a kick in the nuts for all the shit they pit girls through :P

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  Smilzen  |  0

To #36, you just don't understand. Women's giblets are all well-guarded by a shelf of bone, a layer of fat, wiry thickets and Winnie the Pooh undergarments. Though I'm sure a sharp blow to the hoo-hah can be quite painful, the vulnerability of low-hanging fruit could never be comprehended by your callous female psyche. "Bitch tears" made me laugh, though.

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  imdeborah  |  0

#97 and #102, wow could you guys be any more ignorant?! "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Both of you, FAIL. i made a comment, both of you took it personally (wasnt directed to either of you, last time i checked) and decided to attack me based on my looks. childish, rude, disrespectful and everything else out there. for the record, i dont even eat twinkies. #97, let me judge you on your profile pic and tell you that you have no right to talk. as for my last comment, that got cut off : i meant to say "its some of his idiotic actions that deserve it". doesnt apply to DeathMetalJesus and Person1233.

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  imdeborah  |  0

#157, whooaa chiilllll. it's not like I "cause harm" to random people for stupid reasons. I don't "cause harm" to anyone at all. if somebody "causes harm" to me, I will do something back. are we done here? #151, true, I guess. if you don't, people comment on it as well.

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  thrice324  |  0

166 I like how you say "whoa chill!" right after freaking out. As for the whole causing harm thing, if you did something idiotic to some guy would you expect them to punch you in the tits? If a girl kicks a guy in the balls, most girls will assume he deserves it. If a guy hits a girl anywhere it's considered assault. So if you feel justified in kicking a guy in the balls whenever they're being assholes then I really hope you get the equivalent in pain whenever you're being a bitch. Which seems pretty often.

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  FruityLoooons  |  8

imdeborah, don't even worry about it anymore. I had a reason when I told the two posters to stop crying bitch tears. Arguing with them would only increae said bitch tears. @ Smilzen, haha, okay. I understand. And lawls at Winnie the pooh. :D

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  jweezy89  |  4

God shut the fuck up. Women need to learn that domestic violence goes both ways. If you women think it's ok to hit a man, be ready to get hit right back. For some reason you think you're protected just because your female. If you want to be equal with men, that includes getting smacked around. Just a little something for you to think about before you put your hands on a man. Oh and OP, grow the fuck up.

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  Thunderbender  |  2

Conversations like this are why I love this site :) "For the record I dont even eat twinkies" Oh god. Classic. Anyway....First of all the OP's boyfriend doesnt deserve to be punched in the nuts or anywhere else for that matter cause he didnt do anything wrong. What is it somehow his fault she dreamed he was shooting her? What in the hell is he supposed to do about that? And he was obviously trying to keep her mind off the trauma of the expirence by asking the gun question, its not like he's a trained grief counsenlor, hes trying his best lay off him. And the reason men get all up in arms when women mention punching them in the balls is because no woman has any idea what it feels like to be punched in the balls. That is pain you will never be able to expirence and you shoudlnt ever deal out pain you yourself will never be able to expirence. Same way white people cant talk about what its like to be black in america and *insert other example here* Thou canst not speak about (or punch ;) ) what thou dost not feel. ;)

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  imdeborah  |  0

(because i got cut off) #202, by idiotic, I mean abusing a woman PHYSICALLY for STUPID shit. fruityloons brought up the subject & I commented. I DO NOT THINK THAT OP'S BOYFRIEND DESERVES TO BE KICKED IN THE NUTS. AT ALL. You guys got it waaay wrong. I ,in no way feel "justified" in kicking a guy in the balls for something stupid. i did NOT mean to make it seem like that. I was NOT trying to say "oh a guy deserves to get kicked in the balls for calling not giving a damn about his girlfriend's dream." or something stupid like that. NOOTT. AT. ALL. I'm not like THAT, i HATE people like that. no, if you knew me, you'd know that I'm NOT a bitch. I JUST CAME OFF AS WRONG & you guys took it wrongI apologize for it. of course im going to freak out if I'm personally insulted. if somebody says something directed to me & continue to make comments about me, I don't automatically "stfu". once again, way to attack my looks. but stooping down to racism? whats skin color have to do with anything? lol wow. ex fruityloons, haha your right. but i thought i'd make things clear.:/ feel free to message me people ;/

By  FruityLoooons  |  8

Wow. What a dream. Punch your boyfriend on the arm, OP. Hard. I'd say face or even the nuts, but other guys on here might complain, so I'm sure this is fair. :)

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  afatmonkey  |  0

I have this friend who has ismonia who goes around at night and clogs the other dorm member sinks and toilets with dead frogs and worms and then he spraypaints everything they own gold with purple stripes. He says he does this because Willy Wonka inspired him. (but really, he's just insecure about the size of his cousin's penis)

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How is that fair?! The guy literally did nothing! Why punish someone for something that an illusion conjured up in your own sub-conscious mind did?! That comment he made might have been a bit too soon but still he was just trying to lighten the mood and make her laugh. While I agree that his joke was a bit stupid of him to make he probably meant well. So the fact that you think hitting him really hard is fair is just immature.

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  daydreamstar  |  7

lol 9, ironically, tenshi means 'angel' in japanese, anf youre realting love levels to guns XD . OP, well uh, if it bothers you that much, consort dream therapy or something :)

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