By justlittleoldme - 12/03/2010 13:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up crying in the middle of a nightmare in which my boyfriend of 8 months shot me through the heart whilst laughing as I screamed 'I Love You'. After I told him about this, he took me into his arms as I cried, stroked my back and said, 'What kind of gun was it?' FML
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lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny

But seriously...what kind of gun was it?

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Your boyfriend is win.

Agree with this. Boyfriwnd is win!

I agree. If there wasn't a harrier around what else was he supposed to shoot?

shot through the heart! and you're to blame! you give love - a bad name! thanks OP, now that song is gonna be stuck in my head all day.

It's a psychological technique. by distracting you from the dream, he reduces the trauma it can cause. Admittedly he failed miserably at it, but his heart was in the right place.

haha 14 wins. reminds me of Blake Lewis's version of it

darn you #14.... At least he woke up and attempted to comfort you while groggy...maybe he was having a dream where he was hunting and missed the duck... agreed #45 ... that was the version I thought of too :-)

hehe at least he didn't pull out a gun and shot you, just like in other fmls

50 lol don't know why even though it doesn't make sense that was the ending I was expecting xD

my dream is that everyone here will have that song stuck in their heads. yes, the Blake Lewis version. beatboxing and all. mwahahahaha!.....ha.....

I played my part and you played your game. you give looooooove a bad name. Bad name

How is this an fml? He was loving and it never happened. Should be fine though he is a tad bit silly.

#11 I fail to see how a fighter plane was involved in this but it's a good idea! Either way this guy is a winner, ask him for the rock now.

#44 -- yeah.....That would be my story.... (eyes shifting, wondering if my girl can see the future... as I stroke her back and try to stretch forward for the gun.... Do I feel luck? Well, DO I????)

better then waking up in the hospital

#45 & #47: That's because his version was the best. It was pretty funny to watch Bon Jovi get all uncomfortable about it. Blake was awesome!

ooo I'm sorry fyl

your pretty.....

I think it's fair to say that the OPs subconciousness is pretty fucked up....

after all this Blake Lewis talk, I suddenly feel the need to beatbox...

I thought of Atreyu's version.

#70, you idiot.

14, Bon jovi FUCKING AWESOME shot through the heart, and your to blame you gave love a bad name I played my heart and you played your games BAHA

call of duty u tard

70 harrier is a breed of dog

156- yes, but it is also a jet.

yay anoter bon jovi fan im not alone

tweetbaby14 18

you're kidding right? it was a joke you big baby. ask your parents for a raise in your allowance so you can buy a sense of humor.

if you were my girlfriend I would have shot you for waking me up for a stupid dream

#11, I think I'm in love. I just found a hot ass girl who likes mw2

#14 thanks now you got it stuck in my head too

Don't worry , OP. Your boyfriend doesn't seem like the kind of fellow who would shoot anybody in the heart. He would aim between the eyes... P.S I'm curious. What kind of gun WAS it?

I agree with 201.

best version of "you give love a bad name" is definitely the one by atreyu

thats an uber gay dream

three things: #14 =epic atreyu's version sucked, and I love screamo... it just sucks why did this fml remind me of BFMV's music?

ur boyfriend is most humorous, hehe

@14 that's gonna be stuck in my head all night too. But not the Bon Jovi version, the Atreyu version.

Well it's a great song, you should be happy to have it stuck in your head. *cough points to my username*

fyl if if was somthing like and RPG or a M79 but haha if it's a 22

Ha, I loled this when I saw it. What about a pavelow?

Damn that's funny

156 it's also a jet that can hover and you'd most likely find it in c.o.d modern warfare 2 I don't even play the game and I know that but u gotta start chilling with guys to know what that stuff is (y) FTW

230- Because a lot of Bullet For My Valentine songs are about heartbreak and betrayal, maybe.

lol I'm sorry thats pretty funny

new term alert YBFW= your boyfriend wins can interchanged with ygfw or ymw or ydw if you want to go the parental route

you brits are not even allowed to own a GUN. if you are a victim of a crime over there ITS your own damn fault. im in the NRA and own 14 GUNS.

@ladiesman14 Only 14 guns? LOL. My dad owns twice that many. @pendantic Hating on Americans? Not cool. I thought you didn't like bigots.

TruckMom, that was so beautiful. Redneck, but beautiful. *wipes tear*

Going to have to side with pendatic on this one. I totally agree.

I agree with #2. I thought it was funny

But seriously...what kind of gun was it?

"a silver one" sort of the same concept when you ask a girl what kind of car someone has, their response "a red one"

lol perrfect explenation i wasnt expecting

blue balls. tell us what kind of gun! ):

He wanted to make her dreams come true!

Priority fail. Sweet dreams, OP.

A simple blow to the nuts is the same pain as being shot in the arm. Go to hell for suggesting punching a guy there, you have no clue.

Uh, okay, I JUST said that punching the arm would be fair.

OHSHI- My illiteracy is showing.

Uh ok, what would your response be if he punched her hard in the arm for bugging him with her goofy dream? I'd say face or even lady bits, but it might offend someone. Her husband is hilarious and was probably trying to cheer her up. Psycho.

Why don't we all do each other a favor and NOT dwell on what I had to say? If he was joking, he was joking. My mistake, then. But stop crying bitch tears, because I don't care, dude.

hahahaha Fruitylooooons I agree with you. since you said "punch in the nuts" you were still bound to get blahblahblahs from guys. :P boohooo. although, there's alot of guys out there that do deserve a kick in the nuts for all the shit they pit girls through :P

And some of you psycho women that think you have the right to physically harm someone because you don't like what they said need to be bitch-slapped - hard.

Ohhhh, A blow TO the nuts. I thought you meant blowing on the nuts...

#75, wtf? um, nooo. it has NOTHING to do with what comes out of a guys mouth. it's his idiotic

have another Twinkie #85

I think she's eaten enough ... for a lifetime.

looks like she's got a big mac in her mouth in her pic

To #36, you just don't understand. Women's giblets are all well-guarded by a shelf of bone, a layer of fat, wiry thickets and Winnie the Pooh undergarments. Though I'm sure a sharp blow to the hoo-hah can be quite painful, the vulnerability of low-hanging fruit could never be comprehended by your callous female psyche. "Bitch tears" made me laugh, though.

#97 and #102, wow could you guys be any more ignorant?! "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful." Both of you, FAIL. i made a comment, both of you took it personally (wasnt directed to either of you, last time i checked) and decided to attack me based on my looks. childish, rude, disrespectful and everything else out there. for the record, i dont even eat twinkies. #97, let me judge you on your profile pic and tell you that you have no right to talk. as for my last comment, that got cut off : i meant to say "its some of his idiotic actions that deserve it". doesnt apply to DeathMetalJesus and Person1233.

I took nothing personally. When you post your picture online, people will comment about it. Just look at Snickerdoodles.

#85, it doesn't matter what reason you THINK you have to cause harm, it's the fact that you think you have a valid reason. Grow the fuck up.

#157, whooaa chiilllll. it's not like I "cause harm" to random people for stupid reasons. I don't "cause harm" to anyone at all. if somebody "causes harm" to me, I will do something back. are we done here? #151, true, I guess. if you don't, people comment on it as well.

166 I like how you say "whoa chill!" right after freaking out. As for the whole causing harm thing, if you did something idiotic to some guy would you expect them to punch you in the tits? If a girl kicks a guy in the balls, most girls will assume he deserves it. If a guy hits a girl anywhere it's considered assault. So if you feel justified in kicking a guy in the balls whenever they're being assholes then I really hope you get the equivalent in pain whenever you're being a bitch. Which seems pretty often.

imdeborah, don't even worry about it anymore. I had a reason when I told the two posters to stop crying bitch tears. Arguing with them would only increae said bitch tears. @ Smilzen, haha, okay. I understand. And lawls at Winnie the pooh. :D

God shut the fuck up. Women need to learn that domestic violence goes both ways. If you women think it's ok to hit a man, be ready to get hit right back. For some reason you think you're protected just because your female. If you want to be equal with men, that includes getting smacked around. Just a little something for you to think about before you put your hands on a man. Oh and OP, grow the fuck up.

Conversations like this are why I love this site :) "For the record I dont even eat twinkies" Oh god. Classic. Anyway....First of all the OP's boyfriend doesnt deserve to be punched in the nuts or anywhere else for that matter cause he didnt do anything wrong. What is it somehow his fault she dreamed he was shooting her? What in the hell is he supposed to do about that? And he was obviously trying to keep her mind off the trauma of the expirence by asking the gun question, its not like he's a trained grief counsenlor, hes trying his best lay off him. And the reason men get all up in arms when women mention punching them in the balls is because no woman has any idea what it feels like to be punched in the balls. That is pain you will never be able to expirence and you shoudlnt ever deal out pain you yourself will never be able to expirence. Same way white people cant talk about what its like to be black in america and *insert other example here* Thou canst not speak about (or punch ;) ) what thou dost not feel. ;)

hey everyone stop fighting... just give deborah some fried chicken, watermelon, and grape kool aid and put this all behind us

Race troll...

#175, by idiotic, I mean abusing a woman PHYSICALLY for STUPID shit. fruityloons brought up the subject

(because i got cut off) #202, by idiotic, I mean abusing a woman PHYSICALLY for STUPID shit. fruityloons brought up the subject & I commented. I DO NOT THINK THAT OP'S BOYFRIEND DESERVES TO BE KICKED IN THE NUTS. AT ALL. You guys got it waaay wrong. I ,in no way feel "justified" in kicking a guy in the balls for something stupid. i did NOT mean to make it seem like that. I was NOT trying to say "oh a guy deserves to get kicked in the balls for calling not giving a damn about his girlfriend's dream." or something stupid like that. NOOTT. AT. ALL. I'm not like THAT, i HATE people like that. no, if you knew me, you'd know that I'm NOT a bitch. I JUST CAME OFF AS WRONG & you guys took it wrongI apologize for it. of course im going to freak out if I'm personally insulted. if somebody says something directed to me & continue to make comments about me, I don't automatically "stfu". once again, way to attack my looks. but stooping down to racism? whats skin color have to do with anything? lol wow. ex fruityloons, haha your right. but i thought i'd make things clear.:/ feel free to message me people ;/

I hate gay people

I hate twinkies. they remind me of a penis.

I wanna be a grizzly bear and go on adventures with my tiger and pig friends in search of honey

"Blahblahblahs," really? What are you, three years old? Is the word "complaints" too hard for you? Jfc.

Wow. What a dream. Punch your boyfriend on the arm, OP. Hard. I'd say face or even the nuts, but other guys on here might complain, so I'm sure this is fair. :)

I have this friend who has ismonia who goes around at night and clogs the other dorm member sinks and toilets with dead frogs and worms and then he spraypaints everything they own gold with purple stripes. He says he does this because Willy Wonka inspired him. (but really, he's just insecure about the size of his cousin's penis)

How is that fair?! The guy literally did nothing! Why punish someone for something that an illusion conjured up in your own sub-conscious mind did?! That comment he made might have been a bit too soon but still he was just trying to lighten the mood and make her laugh. While I agree that his joke was a bit stupid of him to make he probably meant well. So the fact that you think hitting him really hard is fair is just immature.

atleast he held u

Oh, stop being such a freaking drama queen, my god

ahahahahahahaha!!!!! *psycho theme song music plays*

if it was a 9mm, he doesn't love you too much. if it was a semi, he's kind of into you. if it was a 45 butterfly revolver, you better marry that mother fucker.

lol 9, ironically, tenshi means 'angel' in japanese, anf youre realting love levels to guns XD . OP, well uh, if it bothers you that much, consort dream therapy or something :)

@16 Kurou=Black Tenshi=Angel the Black Angel of Death ;) I guide your soul to heaven, and maybe kill you a little... ...okay, maybe a lot. ;)

Guns ain't just about shooting. it's about reloadin too. You'll see what I mean.

@52 x) Got something that might interest you, stranger.

hahaha Waddya Buyyin' Stranga?!

Waddya sellin? Ahh...I'll buy it at a high price...

I love all of you for running with my RE4 reference and my scissors

I love that I wasn't the only one who went along. Haha. I thought I was the only nerd who would.

expecet to get mail from me Rexx I wanna mak you my new FMLbuddy :)

WTF is a butterfly 45?