By pleasestop - 11/06/2011 08:48 - Australia

Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
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Miss_Michaela 10
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Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.

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dlohoh978 8
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what cartoons do u watch??? lol

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Miss_Michaela 10
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Go in there with your head high, and your middle finger higher saying 'If I have to suffer, so do all of you!'.

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dudemansoccer 0
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or just shove a cork up Ur butt like in cartoons

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dlohoh978 8
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ask the teacher if u can take a dump, tell her its emergency

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dlohoh978 8
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what cartoons do u watch??? lol

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Bloodberry 0
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Jaja I like your way of solving his problem. All I'm thinking is what happened next?

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a_nutritionist 10

if thats legitimate advice you couldnt have done much worse.

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imacreeper 3

1 - your comment goes very well with your picture.

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Miss_Michaela 10
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You could also go in with a peg on your nose. That way, you can claim 'Whoever smelt it, dealt it', and as you couldn't have smelt it you are automatically cleared of any suspicion.

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ScaughtieHolden 11
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Or just spread your cheeks so it sounds like there's a draft in the room.

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seanders 10
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I take pride in my farts!:D

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DoWorkBro 4
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Shove a cork up your butt, are you kidding me bud

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GrapeKoolAde 0

u r a mofockrr

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rocketpopper1030 11

Gas-x ?? (:

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mj4life 0

blame it on the kid next to you..

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EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
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or as the bitch girl who wrote a comment similar to this one would say: "blame it on the fat kid"

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folfg0 12
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Because we all know "Yeah, real creative." is soooo much more creative. Not like anyone already said "Nice comment" or anything. *facepalm* I'd like one ticket off this planet.

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piedpiper303 29
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Pretty sure there's a button for that #5

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nocanhaz 4

I know what you are going through. Happened to me while I was taking my midterm this year.

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regsworld11 2
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FYL indeed, that sucks! Be careful it doesn't come out as more than a fart :(

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regsworld11 2
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Um you're ew, if you don't get the joke, don't comment!

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elisabeth1_fml 0
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so long as you don't follow thru... lmao

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shumian 4

I'm sorry OP that really stinks

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musicphreakk 0

haha, play on words...

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poohforMVP 4
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where'd u find tht pic is hilarious

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lmaoatall 6

someone at fml must have a strange fetish with farts. we have been seeing alot of 'ooops I pooped myself in public' postings. op, you'll have to come back on after your exam and tell us how you tried to cover one up by useing someones coughing fit. or how one snuck out while the entire class was dead silent. it would be great if an elevator is involved. thankyou.

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livelaughcheer_2 2

Bahaha

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HouseKeeping 0
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I thought the same thing...

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salvorican 24

Every time u let one rip just cough and sneeze. That might help

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cest_moi_baybee 1

snarting hurts though...LOL

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fatalkiss 0

Just do "silent, but deadly". Since it's your own fart, you shouldn't be too grossed out. Others won't be able to complain 'cause they could get in trouble for talking during an exam.

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