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Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really sure what he referred to until I realized: the bed sheets. The Twilight bed sheets. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 September 2018 22:00 / Denmark
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By  Jason Thomas McConnell  |  9

sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.

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By  Jason Thomas McConnell  |  9

sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.

By  ohsnapword  |  21

So, was he Team Edward or Team Jacob?

By  princess_stabitty  |  5

Makes me wonder what's more cringe worthy - that he bought those sheets while drunk, or actually used them while sober xD Anyway, when you already spent money on this crap, you may just as well use them xD

LOL.

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