FML : Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really...

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Today, I had a one night stand. While lying next to him afterwards, he nervously said, "Listen, I, uh... I bought this when I was drunk." I wasn't really sure what he referred to until I realized: the bed sheets. The Twilight bed sheets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 29 September 2018 22:00 / Denmark

Intimacy

Geek

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By Jason Thomas McConnell | 11

#7696427 - Thursday 20 September 2018 12:34

sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7696286 - Thursday 20 September 2018 8:37

What's his excuse for still having them? And I really hope he wrapped up, because no one wants to find out they were conceived in a bed covered with Twilight sheets.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7696286 - Thursday 20 September 2018 8:37

What's his excuse for still having them? And I really hope he wrapped up, because no one wants to find out they were conceived in a bed covered with Twilight sheets.

By Jason Thomas McConnell | 11

#7696427 - Thursday 20 September 2018 12:34

sex is sex. Doesn't really matter whats the pattern on the sheets your doing the deed on.

By jac_1964_au | 20

#7701423 - Saturday 29 September 2018 22:59

Goes to show it wasn’t a planned encounters

By Davros | 12

#7701433 - Saturday 29 September 2018 23:19

At least it wasn't My Little Pony or Anime.

By Phillycheeze | 20

#7701436 - Saturday 29 September 2018 23:22

I have Twister bed sheets...... poo poo happens

By real life problems | 26

#7701460 - Sunday 30 September 2018 0:30

Still a better love story than Twilight.

By ohsnapword | 21

#7701461 - Sunday 30 September 2018 0:32

So, was he Team Edward or Team Jacob?

By DanielleinDC | 31

#7701921 - Sunday 30 September 2018 16:50

Okay, that's totally funny and maybe a bit cringeworthy.

By princess_stabitty | 5

#7701935 - Sunday 30 September 2018 17:18

Makes me wonder what's more cringe worthy - that he bought those sheets while drunk, or actually used them while sober xD Anyway, when you already spent money on this crap, you may just as well use them xD

LOL.