Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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712sash 26
That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
BWolf7 8
Damn hall monitors :P
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nippleripple 9
I was once suspended for 3 days for running in the hall too. but get this, while I was being suspended another student was suspended for 1 day for urinating in a trash can...
rkdstp1995 25
jogging. its a gateway crime. watch out, kids
ileenefudge 29
And yet we did an awful lot of jogging and running in P.E....
ohSNAPyall 27
Your gym teacher is the Kickball Bandit, searching for the right accomplice.
10showgirl 16
Look on the positive side.... 3 day break from school.
blackonblight 33
Look on the dim side, three days of school you have to catch up on for no damn reason since you are physically and mentally able to attend classes.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Getting suspended is not a good thing.
DevilsMetsGiants 30
How dare you be so devious!
bombielol 20
thats pretty harsh man /:
underthesea12 24
no one likes a clown
catkat1988 17
Yeah, God forbid jogging. You're posing a serious threat to the US' status as the country with the highest obesity rates!
toomanyidiots 14
The U.S. actually does not have the highest obesity rate. 33% is the adult obesity rate in the U.S. but the U.S. is #18 on the worldwide list and exceeded by Egypt, the Bahamas, Kuwait (42%), Samoa (54%), Nauru (71%), and American Samoa (74%, an American territory but not a U.S. state). tl;dr There are countries with more than twice as many obese adults as the U.S.
mkayden 23
These rebellious kids nowadays. Today they're running in the halls and next you know they're having a marathon! *shakes head* Exercise is bad for you, try meth next time.
Mat2000_1 4
Terrorist!
blackonblight 33
I continue to be amazed I managed to get through highschool without even a detention, let alone suspension, with how hair trigger the schools seem to be. Suspensions for finger guns or firing an imaginary bow and arrow, expulsions for supposedly casting a spell on a teacher who then fell ill, what is wrong with these places?