Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
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712sash 26
That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
BWolf7 8
Damn hall monitors :P
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Comments (87)
Kergami 18
Why were you jogging in the middle of the hall?
KissMyAnthia200 12
I can't stand the hall monitors in school.I almost landed an In School Suspension because of a dumbass security guard telling me I was 'endangering' everybody in the halls.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Welcome to the Land of the Free... :)
organolithium_fml 9
It's a well known fact. It starts with jogging in the middle of the hall, and leads to doing drugs and robbing old people on the streets.
PhilSnake22 13
You should have known better, OP. Running in the hallway is a serious offence. I know you were only jogging, but we all know what jogging leads to. It's only a matter of time until find yourself running up and down the halls wondering where it all went wrong...
skyeyez9 25
Or he may like jogging so much, OP will jog at the park in his free time.
carbonbasedcynic 17
you should be careful jogging in hallways my cousin died doing that!!!!!
DanielleinDC 34
I'm sure there are rules against running in the halls (and jogging, I guess, is considered running), but this punishment sounds a bit excessive. Or have you been caught jogging before, been told not to do it, and continued doing it in spite of repeated warnings?
skyeyez9 25
Its called "zero tolerance" punishment where they treat every infraction like a felony. Public schools are like that now.
Shade1982 21
That sounds dumb to me... But I could be wrong...
telli164 30
Whaaaaaat!! That may be just a tad extreme. Imagine if you were holding scissors!
viva_la_blondes 15
Aw dang it you had beaten me to it haha
weveallbeenthere 30
oh wow, that is serious, you could have started a stampede, or worse yet, a fad. Soon everyone might jog and that would be the downfall of society.
nyahz1 7
Thats why Americans rank so poorly in education on a global scale...lets suspend for dumb crap and wonder why we rank 26/27 of industrialized nations...smh