Today, I was given a call home, a 3-day-suspension, and a week of detention in school for a "serious violation of the code of conduct." Said violation? Jogging in the middle of the hall. FML
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Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I was walking to school and decided to be a good citizen by picking up a beer can on the sidewalk. I then walked on to my school's campus where I then got suspended by my dean for "trying to rebel", grounded by my parents for getting suspended, and an MIP from the school's police guard. FML
Today, I was written up and given a penalty for being 3 minutes late to class. By my instructor. Who was 17 minutes late. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I got banned from my school library after I ran after a guy who stole my bag. FML
Today, my parents got a call from my English teacher. She told them that I have 14 days of detention because I've been cutting class. I've been there every day, but apparently she never noticed me. FML
Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML
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712sash 26
That is worst of all violations. You should have known better.
BWolf7 8
Damn hall monitors :P
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Comments (87)
mchmelev1993 10
Its time to go jump the hall monitors!!!
Nikkerloo 4
No running in the damn halls!
Nydeira 11
How badass!
Maverick804 11
Damn, that sucks OP, I've been suspended for dropping a pencil and it caused "disruption" and "I attempted to cause harm to someone"
Krb1995 5
Our high school ain't even that strict.
Huddisher 10
But I bet they let girls walk around in skanky clothes without rewarding a violation. At least that was my school.
amisenho 11
In middle school, I was punished in the hallway by a teacher for wearing a headband that had a bit of blue velvet cloth on it and resembled a bandana. A few weeks later, I saw another girl (who was previously suspended for being affiliated with gang activity during school) wearing a thicker traditional bandana, and not one teacher mentioned it to her. I think they punish the kids who are poor *and* aren't considered dangerous by a majority of the faculty.
cjm25 3
Oh at our school you can be found having sex in The chapel and only get one day.(not me other girl)
arfarfitar 2
Crazy bastard
CougeeSwagg 19
Dafuq?!?
mrcook9 5
That's alright. A teacher once tried to suspend me. She didn't give a reason right off the bat, but when I pressed her for it she said it was because I was breathing too loudly. I wasn't suspended.