Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
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United States
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Anonymous
United States
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Anonymous
Limavady, United Kingdom
Asshole
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Kreen
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fuzzy memory
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St Steven
United States
Deluxe Memory Man
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anonymous
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Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
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steadycreepin 5
It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?
kamikrazy 6
I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.
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kamikrazy 6
I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.
GMoneyFab 1
Dinosaur shaped anything is good.
demonmonkey 13
If you have memory issues why didnt you write yourself a note?!
FMLshark 12
They probably forget to write the notes in the first place. Hence the pills.
jessimica642 8
When I wright myself notes I forget where I put them
Shafreeka 8
^^Troll?
gonad_gobbler 1
maybe you got a placebo
siberianhamster 17
Placebos have been shown to give positive results to patients who are told they are taking a placebo before their 'course' starts... So there.
ninjaniki 0
I'm pretty sure the point of a placebo is to not tell the patient it is a placebo...
skyttlz 32
Ya telling a patient it's placebo kinda defeats the whole purpose
Honestly_Lainey 21
Tie the bottle to your jacket sleeves like little kiddies do to their mittens. Whatever gets the job done, right?
jessimica642 8
Haha happens to me all the time.
ScarletBloom 14
If you still persist to forget your bottle. Even the best one won't help you.
Supahnova 14
Not really a good investment, is it?
perdix 31
At least you know you really need those "vitamins." Maybe you ought to start smoking weed. You'll forget shit, but at least you'll have an excuse that's better than "I'm an idiot."
r3fl3ctionTipper 0
Lmao. I use tht excuse all the time;)
BunBunBabe 8
Start reminding yourself in hints you can't avoid like writing it in your hand or on your fridge