Anonymous
United States
Today, I was given a bottle of vitamins that are supposed to help your memory. I forgot them at home. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sofakingweetodit
United States
Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I forgot to bring my lunch to work. I got so hungry, I resorted to eating antacid tablets from the medicine cabinet for lunch. FML
Druggie
Culver City, United States
Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML
Anonymous
Limavady, United Kingdom
Asshole
Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML
suckstobefat
Canada
Today, I found out that the daily "vitamins" that my dad has been giving me for the last three months were actually weight loss pills. FML
Kreen
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Fuzzy memory
Today, I realized that mixing alcohol with my medication causes me to lose my memory. I went to see my favorite band in concert last night and I can't remember a single song they played. FML
anxiety
United States
Today, I had an anxiety attack because I thought I'd lost my anxiety medication. It ended up being on the shelf right where I left it. FML
St Steven
United States
Deluxe Memory Man
Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML
anonymous
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
louie
United States
Today, I went to see a doctor about some of the memory problems I've been having. After the appointment, I could barely remember a thing he told me. FML
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steadycreepin 5
It's normal to.. Wait what's that word?
kamikrazy 6
I always forget my vitamins except for the dinosaur shaped ones.
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KNA_fml 2
Sounds like my mother.... -_-
Maddie4898 5
lol that's like something I would do :p
Enslaved 38
Ginkgo Biloba is also known to help with improving memory. Me? I do sudoku puzzles. So far it's helped. (:
perdix 31
Sudoku will definitely help ;)
kristirhong 12
Well that's ironic
obviousboy 8
This sounds like a bad, overdone joke.
flapdoodle 2
Just take them all at once so you don't have to keep remembering.
Bekll 31
Was it ginkgo biloba?
Tmichal1993 1
Lmfao. Dumb
perdix 31
Paradoxically, if you remembered to take them, you wouldn't need them anymore, and when you forget them, that's when you need them. Sounds like a scam. It's like an abstinence condom.
Vinnie0329 0
Some say love... It is a river....