Deluxe Memory Man

By St Steven - 15/04/2023 00:00 - United States

Today, I went grocery shopping but once at the store I realized that I'd forgotten my shopping list at home. I ended up buying a bunch of random items using basic guesswork and forgetting what I had originally gone to the store for. I now have two avocados, even though I hate avocados. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I find when shopping for myself that I never buy fruit i hate. How did you manage that twice?

In what state of mental impairment did you go shopping? I can see being able to get some of the items on the list, but forgetting others. I can't understand you buying things that you hate and would never be on the list.

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I find when shopping for myself that I never buy fruit i hate. How did you manage that twice?

Maybe he bought both avocados in the same shopping trip, along with the chopped liver and Indian pickles?

In what state of mental impairment did you go shopping? I can see being able to get some of the items on the list, but forgetting others. I can't understand you buying things that you hate and would never be on the list.

If you hate avocados, I'm sure you wouldn't have even put them on your shopping list. So that one is completely on you.

Even without a shopping list, I've never bought something I know for certain I won't eat.