Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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Top comments
yeezheng 6
I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.
maddy23a 5
Nice one ace
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Comments (416)
mike557 1
don't you mean boyfriend?
imashortgiant 0
I've heard this so many times. FML for reading stupid lies
lockerbilr 0
Shave much?
ck11_fml 1
Tell her you'll shave if she does
BHS_LadyTiger15 0
Ow for her && ew for you !! That's just a loose loose situation .
caity878 0
How the **** does a girl habe THAT much pubes? Thats disgusting! Looks like someone needs a waxing.
picturescrazy 24
Haha, sucks for you and your girlfriend both, OP. OUCH, I can only imagine getting a huge clump of hair getting pulled out D: And gross that it's stuck in your braces now... Oh well, no one's first time goes perfectly anyway, at least you both have a funny story to reminisce about (:
huffdaddy14 0
That's so nasty
cumminside03 0
Don't floss with it you gapped tooth bitch
5t3ff1k4h 47
Um, what the ****? So many things wrong with this... let's just start with the fact braces aren't always meant to correct gapped teeth.
jmader 0
you definately shouldnt go down on a girl if u have braces.