Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend for the first time. In an attempt to be romantic, I tried taking her panties off with my teeth. I got a mouthful of pubes stuck in my braces. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to pull down my panties with his teeth but it proved more difficult than he thought, so he got a real good mouthful and gave it a really hard pull. They did come down, but he also pulled out what felt like half my pubes. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent the next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML
Today, my dentist pulled a pubic hair out of my braces. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents and everything was going perfectly. He and I even had some time alone upstairs, where I gave him a blowjob. After dinner, his mom helpfully pointed out something stuck in my braces and inspected it for me. It was a pube. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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Top comments
yeezheng 6
I bet your braces must have hurt your girlfriend. I feel sorry for her instead of you OP. A large chunk of pubes rip out is no joke.
maddy23a 5
Nice one ace
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Comments (416)
hringer 0
.... I wouldnt have even gotten close to that bush its her fault, shave that shit
ThePeopleRule 2
You could have her shave, duhh, it's what I have my gf do. And braces are a bitch aren't they
artiestz 0
Wow that honestly makes me want to gaaagggg D:
Waggleton 0
Fyl for still having braces
akichan15 5
ewww
brun12 1
Ok since you have braces, I saw your either too young for sex, or too old for braces. Either way YDI
5t3ff1k4h 47
You can never be too old for braces. I've seen 50 year olds wear them.
thatsvintage 6
Am I the only one who feels a bit sorry for the girl? Getting your pubes yanked out like that HAD to have hurt. Oh and OP, FYL since she doesn't have the common courtesy to keep her bush whacked and trimmed.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Dude, she doesn't HAVE to keep it trimmed if she doesn't want to. Just because someone would prefer her to doesn't mean it's mandatory for her to do. I bet given the opportunity half the people here would still have sex (oral or otherwise) with a really hot chick/dude if the circumstances were right. Get over yourself; it's just hair.
thatsvintage 6
Lol excuse me. I didn't realize we weren't allowed to express our OPINIONS. Just because you don't agree with what I have to say by no means does that automatically make me stuck up. I personally do not care how hot a person is; whether it be man or a woman, I just don't like excess amounts of hair. There's nothing wrong with that so don't be so quick to hop on my balls with your moralistic bullcrap.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You said it's common courtesy. That's what I was commenting on. It's not necessarily and doesn't need to be done just to please the other person.
gracebbroo 5
omg this is NOT funny... it happened to me amd my boyfriend and DAMN it hurt like hell!
KCRN12 0
You're 14. You shouldn't be doin it anyway. But either way, it's your fault for not shaving.
Oabbey 2
that's such a cheesy move. and she needs to hit up the hedge clippers
skyeofblood 1
Ehhhhhhh.... Time fer a gift cert. for a brazilian!!! I feel sorry for u man... Girlz should know better than to not shave/take care of that *£#!
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not shaving simply means not shaving; it doesn't mean she isn't taking care of herself. Hair can be cleaned, you know.