Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I was messaging memes back and forth with one of my female coworkers and I accidentally sent a picture of my junk. FML
Today, I was sexting my boss. I realised that I wasn't texting my boyfriend after I'd sent 2 nudes, and received many sexually provocative responses. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was showing my boss a picture on my phone. I didn’t expect her to take my phone from my hand and continue to flip through photos. I anxiously motioned for her to give my phone back, only to realize she had already swiped to my nude picture. FML
Today, my coworker asked me for advice for a clever comeback after she got an unsolicited dick pic. I sent her some zingers to roast the creep into oblivion. Afterward she sent me screenshots. I recognized the mole and birthmark immediately. It was my husband. FML
Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I was both sexting with my girlfriend and texting my professor about an upcoming essay. I accidentally sent a dickpic to my professor. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
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Supergenius 0
The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
Chaith 16
I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Comments (364)
Nakedsquirrel 5
Hahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahaa! Grammar can mean the difference between a good laugh and mental scarring!
maverick1031 0
English... Why you must learn it. So you don't get sacked from your job because someone unintentionally told you she wanted to see your sack. People need to distinguish Your and You're, much like their, there and they're
bread_fml 0
Who ever said a little bad grammar doesn't hurt anybody was obviously mistaken.
goldthiosulfate 0
FHL, she doesn't know how to use proper grammar. FYL for messing up due to her idiocy.
unibrowicorn 0
wtf?it is not her fault. Almost no one uses correct grammar like that in TEXT MESSAGES.
fail_truck 0
Normally I would totally click YDI, but I will make an exception because that it was her mistake. People should use proper spelling, grammar, and stop typing "LOL. 4 sho. r u sereus? rite." and other retarded stuff.
i_like_chicks 0
why send pics of your junk?! Gawd your stupid!
sansforever 0
Your and you're. They're, there, their. It's not hard. Why can't the general population distinguish between these words?
12345678dance 0
definitely her fault... sure, no one uses proper grammar in texts, but in this specific situation it was important. if she put the "e" but no apostrophe then it'd be your fault, but w/o the "e" or the apostrophe it sounds to me like she wants a pic of your nuts
i_am_not_me 0
It totally IS her fault. Up until the hastily sent picture. He should've paused and questioned why a woman would specifically and exclusively want to see the testicles. There is no excuse for some grammar lapses.