By blizzard_of_77 - United States
  Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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  RandomHavoc1  |  13

Yeah, but why the hell would you use the word NUTS to reply to that question? I feel that she actually wanted a pic of your nuts but wanted to lie about it afterwards so she could trick you into thinking it was a typo (Damn you, autocorrect!) Seriously, wouldn't "are you CRAZY?" suffice? lack if common sense on her part.

By  bnomis  |  0

No, FHerL because she was idiot enough to commit an apostroFAIL. She brought it on herself, however my sympathy for you ends when you actually complied and sent her a photo of your shreddies. Oops much?

By  Savvy89  |  0

Instead of asking for any suggestions you shoulda just said: "Your Melons- Here, now!"
and if she responded poorly, you should have just said, "no there is a deliver of melons for you here"

sneaky tactics FTW

try not to act like a chihuahua by making quick decisions next time