Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius
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The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.
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gregsdaman
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it all started with a fail English teacher and ends up with unwanted balls on ur phone! good job society
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elviejomao
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agreed!! it had to be hilarious taking a pic of your sac haha
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Nili
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Haha the importance of grammar.
You shouldn't have been sending her pictures like that though so YDI.
You shouldn't have been sending her pictures like that though so YDI.
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adamo_erebus
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Grammar's a bitch.
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Chaith
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I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now!
If they aren't, THIS could happen!
If they aren't, THIS could happen!
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Kikitann
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If they don't*
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Chandler1Bing
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Grammar nazis should be retrained into normal human beings or slaughtered on command.
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Girreth
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351, I have no idea why you're getting thumbs down because that was remarkably clever in context.
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pdshami
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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lorenitavefajita
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that's why people need to learn grammar!!!
it's her fault, she needs to learn how to speak english, goshhh
it's her fault, she needs to learn how to speak english, goshhh
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mowmowlife
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Capitals and periods wouldn't hurt, either. Goshhhhhhhhshshshsejnbahdbg.
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RandomHavoc1
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Yeah, but why the hell would you use the word NUTS to reply to that question? I feel that she actually wanted a pic of your nuts but wanted to lie about it afterwards so she could trick you into thinking it was a typo (Damn you, autocorrect!) Seriously, wouldn't "are you CRAZY?" suffice? lack if common sense on her part.
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bnomis
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No, FHerL because she was idiot enough to commit an apostroFAIL. She brought it on herself, however my sympathy for you ends when you actually complied and sent her a photo of your shreddies. Oops much?
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michelle4srs
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This is why she should have paid attention in English class.
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boredndstoned
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that is hilarious good thing she didnt mean to say you're an asshole and forget both the ' as well as the and
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VerticalOrbit
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Oops. Thus why people should use correct grammar while texting.
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Endymion_fml
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If only all bad grammar resulted in unwanted pictures of nuts.
Then they'd learn.
Then they'd learn.
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Savvy89
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Instead of asking for any suggestions you shoulda just said: "Your Melons- Here, now!"
and if she responded poorly, you should have just said, "no there is a deliver of melons for you here"
sneaky tactics FTW
try not to act like a chihuahua by making quick decisions next time
and if she responded poorly, you should have just said, "no there is a deliver of melons for you here"
sneaky tactics FTW
try not to act like a chihuahua by making quick decisions next time
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SkipBeatOtaku
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You, my friend #9, are brilliant and have thought ahead. Kudos. |(^u^)|
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fmylifebr0
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LMFAOO
If they aren't, THIS could happen!