By blizzard_of_77 - 08/04/2009 16:10 - United States

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Today, I was flirting via text with a coworker. Things started getting heated, and I wanted to send her a sexy picture. I asked if she had any suggestions. She said, "Your nuts!" She meant, "YOU'RE nuts." I sent her a photo of my junk. I offended a co-worker with incriminating evidence. FML
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Supergenius 0
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The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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Supergenius 0
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The picture of your junk is due to her bad grammar. You get a FML for sure.

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gregsdaman 0

it all started with a fail English teacher and ends up with unwanted balls on ur phone! good job society

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elviejomao 0
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agreed!! it had to be hilarious taking a pic of your sac haha

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Nili 0
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Haha the importance of grammar. You shouldn't have been sending her pictures like that though so YDI.

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adamo_erebus 26
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Grammar's a bitch.

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Chaith 16

I hope you kids view grammar Nazis in a different light now! If they aren't, THIS could happen!

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Chandler1Bing 0

Grammar nazis should be retrained into normal human beings or slaughtered on command.

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Girreth 7

351, I have no idea why you're getting thumbs down because that was remarkably clever in context.

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pdshami 1
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lorenitavefajita 0
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that's why people need to learn grammar!!! it's her fault, she needs to learn how to speak english, goshhh

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mowmowlife 21

Capitals and periods wouldn't hurt, either. Goshhhhhhhhshshshsejnbahdbg.

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RandomHavoc1 13

Yeah, but why the hell would you use the word NUTS to reply to that question? I feel that she actually wanted a pic of your nuts but wanted to lie about it afterwards so she could trick you into thinking it was a typo (Damn you, autocorrect!) Seriously, wouldn't "are you CRAZY?" suffice? lack if common sense on her part.

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bnomis 0

No, FHerL because she was idiot enough to commit an apostroFAIL. She brought it on herself, however my sympathy for you ends when you actually complied and sent her a photo of your shreddies. Oops much?

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michelle4srs 0
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This is why she should have paid attention in English class.

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boredndstoned 0
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that is hilarious good thing she didnt mean to say you're an asshole and forget both the ' as well as the and

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VerticalOrbit 0
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Oops. Thus why people should use correct grammar while texting.

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Endymion_fml 0
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If only all bad grammar resulted in unwanted pictures of nuts. Then they'd learn.

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Savvy89 0

Instead of asking for any suggestions you shoulda just said: "Your Melons- Here, now!" and if she responded poorly, you should have just said, "no there is a deliver of melons for you here" sneaky tactics FTW try not to act like a chihuahua by making quick decisions next time

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SkipBeatOtaku 33
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You, my friend #9, are brilliant and have thought ahead. Kudos. |(^u^)|

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